A vendor of mine at work invited me to a golf tournament about two Saturdays ago. Standard 4 man scramble. Doesn’t tell me what it’s for, I don’t ask because I simply assume it’s a brand thing, etc. We get there around 7:15am and the parking lot is attack of the GD clones. Literally everyone in Khaki shorts and identical aggy polo. I ask him wtf is going on and hysterically he explains to me that it’s the fucking alumni chapter tourney and he didn’t tell me because I wouldn’t have come. Well no shit. I’m wearing a generic dark orange polo with the “Tom Herman” Orange hat with white state of TX. First 3 motherfuckers I come in contact with say “Howdy” and I laugh every time. Out loud. It’s too much. These are mostly middle aged men. It continues all damn day, but in summary we win with 54 and I’m in the group photo wearing all orange. Could have heard a fucking pin drop in the front of that banquet area when we were introduced. Fucking glorious.