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Pavia's mom can suck my cock.

Okay, let’s. That wasn’t the fucking point.

So FUPM was criticized on Hornfans and Shaggy and Surly for being a CEO and not an Xs and Os coach and now Sark is being criticized for being too much Xs and Os and not enough of a CEO. Not only does the QB have to have a perfect completion percentage with at least 3 passing TDs, but the RBs have to rush for 100+ and 2 TD each with no turnovers, the OL has to allow no sacks or meaningful penetrations, the receivers have to each record 100 yrds and a receiving TD, the defense has to force TOs and hold the opponent to zero while never missing a tackle, ST has to force TOs while committing none and block punts and have return TDs, while HC needs to be an Xs and Os guy but not too much, and we need to win every game 146-0 after giving PK a couple of throwaway FGs just so he has meaningful gametime practice. Y'all deserve Charlie Strong and Garrett Gilbert. Even Mensa was too good for you.

That is 100% unadulterated complete bullshit. We've had generational QBs on paper and on the field and it's a moral tenet of Longhorns By God Fandom, and it will happen to Arch, too. Put Simms In was not only a thread on Hornfans when Applewhite was tossing INTs, it was a username. Then someone made Put Applewhite In when Simms threw his first INT. VY to WR. Chiles Should Starts. We've had generational, nationally-hyped QBs on paper and on the field in the last 30 years and the one consistent holdover from pre-social media days has been that Horns fans love the goddamned backup. The only way Arch gets a certain level of pass from the fans will be if he never loses a game. Texas is 23-4 in the last two years and you'd think it was the opposite from how the sky seems to be falling on Surly. Edit: you can go back and read the ULM game thread to see how short that leash was already. 4 TDs against UTSA meant Ewers was riding the bench...then 2 INTs against ULM and everyone was hoping Ewers was healthy for 0u. You've got a short fucking memory.

VY to WR was a thing. When Arch starts, at least half the idiots will be clamoring for whoever the backup is. There’s nothing more historically consistent in all of Longhorn fandom.

Look,Sith horn, why don’t you fuck off back to your pet tarantulas and/or snakes? I wasn’t responding to your mom’s basement ass in the first place.

“I don’t need to prove it”…so clearly JAG who doesn’t know Jack shit just like the rest of us. QBs get replaced mid-season all the time if they’re ineffective. If Arch was showing he was going to be more effective than Ewers at getting Texas to the CFP and national championship, he would be QB1.

Prove me wrong. Go ahead.

Remember when people were digging for their pitchforks for John Chiles over Colt, or VY to WR? Arch didn’t do shit against Georgia and he hasn’t done anything in practice to displace Ewers. We’re still 9-1 after losing the RB many considered RB2 or RB1-b with that little bitch at Okie Lite, and literally every team who plays us knows we don’t have RBs that can consistently keep the secondary honest with Baxter rehabbing his knee…so they’re often in deep thirds (which you don’t see from your couch) because they know if they let Texas go deep, they’ll be playing from behind against the Texas D.

Mirror, fucker.

And no one else will, either. This thread is Stupid Shit Central.

Also a good title for this thread.

Hey...remember when the little bitches on this thread threw perfect TD passes for the Horns in any game, much less a game we cakewalked through?

We were down 6 to Florida with 1 second to go in the game when Ewers doesn't throw a perfect pass to Moore in the endzone that hit his hands but he didn't catch but could have caught if it had been perfect. That's how you dumb motherfuckers are acting.

Naked boot?

You shouldn't. He posts like a guero in Mexico who just drank the water shits.

I hate all of you. If this weren't my alma mater, I would wish Garrett Gilbert on you all again.

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This. Not just two Thorpe Award winners, but the starting four went 7th, 19th, 20th, and 48th in the next two NFL drafts, while another was drafted in the 5th round and became a starter for the 49ers, and two others signed UDFA contracts. That was maybe the second-most stacked secondary in the history of college football.

Is this where we talk about Arch to WR?

Holy shit. I'd completely forgotten about Corey "Butt" Pullig.

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