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AnotherLawyer

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  1. Yeah. It’s like it amplified everything bad about Shaggy, and twisted what made Shaggy good. It’s no coincidence the best elements of Shaggy didn’t make it over here or didn’t last for very long.
  2. Disagree. Will Howard looked like Cush from Jerry Maguire after a long weekend at Waffle House. And threw like he was sending back soggy waffles.
  3. It's awesome to see this many Horns at the Combine and with a real shot at getting drafted. It's insane to think more could get drafted this year than last year.
  4. Hopefully Blue sticks. It was electric watching him break a long run. Especially against Tceh two years ago.
  5. Okay. Thanks for clearing that up. I didn't think "2 or 3 fastest" differentiated by position. I would agree he'll be one of the 2 or 3 fastest RBs every time he steps on the field.
  6. @JordanSportGuy
  7. You're right. I still had the screen for 2022 up. It's 9 now. Point is still the same.
  8. In college, yes. In the NFL, it depends on the weekend. More than a dozen CBs ran sub-4.4 just this year. 3 WRs have so far. There were 20 sub-4.4s last season, 17 the year before that, 31 the year before that. The NFL is different. 4.39 is fast, but he's one of dozens and dozens at the next level. Xavier Worthy on the other hand, is the fastest on the field every time he steps on it, no matter the team, no matter the era. If Blue ran a 4.29 then, yes, he'd one of the 2 or 3 fastest every time. We know Blue is fast. I think some of us are disappointed that he wasn't as fast as we were hoping, and certainly not as fast as he said he was.
  9. Yeah...it's argumentum ad absurdum. Justified in this context.
  10. Fair. He's second-fastest among RBs this year. My point was that he needs to be up in that rarified air given his history coupled with talking trash about how fast he's going to be.
  11. Especially after flaking out of the East-West Shrine Bowl. 4.4 is definitely fast, but it's not rare in the NFL. It's not even rare at the Combine.
  12. No. No, they wouldn't. Good luck to you, kid.
  13. It's you. You're the unstable spaz. I don't see any memes about threads being "AnotherLawyer'd."
  14. You don't understand. If Ricky Williams doesn't rush for 6,000 of his career yards, his statistical career at Texas sucks. DEBATE ME LIKE A MAN MOTHERFUCKER
  15. Shane Smith is a pretty good songwriter and has some good energy on stage, but agree to disagree.
  16. Because...that's...what...Derka...did. And you're arguing with Derka unironically.
  17. But do you compare how you deal with injury to how a 21-year-old soon-to-be professional athlete deals with injury? I mean, can't argue in the face of objective proof like that, you know.
  18. Not all of us missed the joke...but some of us missed how flippant the response was in the first place.
  19. You're not. He's a pussy. He isn't a pussy. He's hurt. He's not hurt. He sucks. He's one of the best. He's throwing at the combine. He's not throwing at the combine. It's spin. It's in his medicals records. We all know. None of us knows. It's time to lock and sticky this thread as a Classic and move on to Arch Sucks, Owens Should Starts.
  20. This thread is quintessential Surly. Maybe even quintessential Texas football fandom.
  21. Yeah. Now I'm feeling a little guilty. I think it was clear to most rational people that Ewers was injured in some way that involved his core muscles or his back and he wasn't the same guy we saw against UM. Whether it's spin or it actually affected him the rest of the season is up for debate. One of the things people aren't thinking about is that he has to sign a HIPAA release for the NFL and they'll get his meds. If it's untrue, it's likely to get leaked or at least it's something every team will know anyway and it's a dangerous thing to lie about.
  22. At some point the guilt of taking advantage of someone's DSM-level mental issues for entertainment value will outweigh how funny it is to watch a fat fucking fifty-something Never Was die on the cross of comparing his current self to a 21-year-old about to be drafted into a professional sports league.
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