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ChiTownDoc

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  1. Yes it’s real to me damn it. And the actual real part is Larry introduced the two of them.
  2. Nothing will ever fascinate me like Cheryl Hines being married to Larry David then ending up with raccoon sex addict RFK... Only explanation is her brain was Fetterman'd.
  3. I actually repped his post because he kept saying 'ability', but yeah, maybe the next generation. These last couple used the powers of the intertubez to channel their inner Boomer.
  4. Sam just passed yesterday I believe. RIP
  5. Great recs above. Try Kasama if you can. Amazing. Sushi San or Kyoten for Sushi Indienne - Indian / French. Different and so good. Adalina Prime - best scene spot right now. Make sure you do Prime not Italia. I can help w Rez if needed. Le colonial for dinner or light bites and cocktails Patios all over if it’s nice and if not museums such as referenced above, Official CAF architectural boat tour a must if it’s nice Green Mill for Jazz and amazing history Sorry put this together quickly but you can’t go wrong in summer Chi
  6. Don’t need lot of money. I was a poor resident when I moved to Chicago. What days? A Cubs day game is an experience even if you normally find baseball boring. Can go solo and still have a great time while wife is at her meetings. What type of food you into? Budget?
  7. They haven't thought of this. That's the only reason it's not happening.
  8. To be honest, it makes me feel pretty good. Probably the best I've felt all day.
  9. Yeah there’s a lot of finding out for these shitheads. It does still suck for all the innocent people we see fucked but a bit of a silver lining seeing Billy Bob in WV take an ass fucking too. Except his look a lot more dead. Seriously.
  10. LOL, I need this, do share.
  11. Pumped now. I think it's more fun to be the hunter vs hunted. I totally agree on the seeding, OU didn't deserve a top 2 seed with RPI, early scheduling, and that flameout in SEC tourney. Patti kept talking top 3 seed too prior to the release. Did you explain PEAR somewhere? With metrics I don't see how OU would be favored over Texas. Feels the most wide open it's felt in a few years (to me).
  12. My favorite is how sophisticated they think they sound when bashing trump. Like they discovered soap and are proud to let everyone know.
  13. She's there for the gangbang, isn't she?
  14. No they won't vote for D in most cases, but they have bullshit like the 'forward party' I keep getting texts about. They don't need to vote D. That 20% staying home or voting Ross Perot will do the trick. Not to mention, who exactly is this merry band of dipshits gonna coalesce around? After Trump, it's gonna be every carny for themselves...
  15. Certain people will refuse to admit it, but there's zero way in hell he would win a fair election right now. He would cheat for sure and maybe that works. But my phone alone has dozens of clowns I regularly shit on for years about Trump who not only admit I was correct now, but hate him with the power of a 100 suns themselves. Yes, they're idiots but for whatever combo of reasons you've listed they came around and it flipped fast. He will have his 30% but that's not gonna win any elections. I'm definitely not saying he's losing that % of absolute trash but he's lost a solid 20% closer to the middle who were also abject morons for voting for him but they have, in fact, left his ass. One example, my backup driver drives uber. $6 premium gas in Chicago is absolutely breaking his ass and he finally flipped so violently, I'd actually think he would assault trump if they were in the same room. I can't get into the mind of morons but that's what we're seeing out in the wild.
  16. There's a non zero chance that button on pink shirt gal's jacket will assassinate this asshole.
  17. *Islamic
  18. How? I’d like to be able to do that, if only for a moment.
  19. And only one elbow to the throat. Makes sense. I’ll stand down.
  20. You never heard about Wemby going on about how the Spurs play ethical basketball? It was kind of all over the map as they were mopping the floor with OKC in the regular season. Google it. Many sites even say he coined that term. Thought this forum was for hardcore nba stans only…
  21. Can’t be blabbering about ethical basketball and then unloading vicious elbows to people’s throats. Won’t get suspended though. NBA needs Spurs V Thunder.
  22. God damn it. Now I have to take back everything. Fucking Helo. Has he predicted a UT title for ‘26 yet? He’s better than a fucking Etsy witch.
  23. Damn. Imagine the melt if an OKC star did that? Luckily it’s the chosen one.
  24. If you don't stuff a tube of ivermectin up your ass and guzzle bleach we might as well already read you your last rites.
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