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ChiTownDoc

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  1. On 10/10/2026 at 11:05 AM, Hagbard Celine said:

    absolutely not

    but i'm focusing on 2 types of outcomes - both of which achieve satisfaction in this regard

    "any win is a win"

    2002 tosu natty margins of victory: 24, 34, 18, 4, 28, 11, 43, 5, 6, 31, 4, 7, 5, 7

    14-0 tosu won half their games by one score

    they needed a miracle win at purdue and 3 wins on the last play of the game (@cincy, michigan, miami)

    if this is somehow that close and we win - then it's just another tennessee - no tragedy - but no orgasm

    "black saturday revenge"

    using the 5-score threshold of 33 points (4x8=32), the all-time big board as of 11am on 10 october 2026:

    land thieves: 9

    Texas: 3

    we owe these motherfuckers, sark has venables' number, it's the karmic reverse of mack/stoops

    we have the tools and the technology to avenge dkr while switzer is still alive (he turned 89 on the 5th)

    TURNTABLES BITCHES

    PUT THE SWORD TO THESE BASTARDS

    78-0

    Missed it by thattttt much! 🤣

  2. 15 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

    I get the hate for PE, I really do (and I'll post some hilarious PE satire clips here in a bit), but my question is why do we ignore or absolve the companies cashing out to PE? They 100% know they are selling their baby up the river and cashing out, probably for life changing, generational money, but at the utter expense of the brand, quality, experience, etc., whatever made the company "good" and likely succesful.

    I say the sell-outs don't get enough blame. It's like how people don't just blame the Cartel drug dealers who are fulfilling a demand. There is some culpability in the drug users that creates the demand.

    Yes see my post above. Also I could be on a beach not doing shit. That’s just not how I’m wired.

  3. 8 hours ago, Captainant said:

    I've chirped @ChiTownDoc about selling his practice to PE before, he has some salient first-hand experience and whatnot. I may not agree with his views across the board, but they're pretty unique to have accessible here in this wretched hive of scum and villany

    Yeah healthcare is easier. Because I still own the actual entity then the money flows up to PE partners. Thats only way they can do medical practices in many states.

    So to this day they’ve never once told us what to do. We also always beat budget and make a lot of cash on good outcomes. Decreased return to hospital etc. Zero expensive procedures and what not.

    So yeah, it can be done. But you have to have a spine. Many of these docs are POS themselves, then hide behind ‘oh we are PE backed, I’m helpless’ when they get called out.

  4. 14 minutes ago, Js1 said:

    Fucking simp gonna be standing there while Trump calls him a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and his butt smells and he likes to kiss his own butt

    I think I'm gonna need a flowchart here...

  5. 22 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

    Just spitballing a little here on a slow news day.

    I think with the state of polls right now, the political environment, the gut feeling, and the “vibes” that we would be fine with the election being tomorrow.

    makes me think. Could these 30 days make things worse for the gop or will they stop the bleeding? The polling is already unbelievably bad for them.

    No it absolutely gets worse because Trump can't keep his mouth shut and Iran wouldn't let him fix that situation even if he could (he can't). Let the losses mount. There will 100% be more, it only gets worse for them.

  6. 2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

    I’d say that’s good but I hope that money doesn’t end up helping them save a race elsewhere rather than being wasted on Texas.

    I don’t see much they can save. Trump is uniting the country. Against R’s. That’s what he’s here for. It’s about time it’s actually kicking in. Stay vigilant and keep punching. Fuckers are on the ropes.

  7. I

    4 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

    I’m 48 but my dick is 11… inches…..

    But go fuck yourself you pussy. On a Texas message board telling a Texas fan they’re 11 for a meme. I know times are tough for ousucks but I didn’t think you guys were more sensitive than the aggy.

    Cool. 48. Definitely a man.

  8. 8 hours ago, Pancho said:

    This is their October surprise?

    As if Paxton’s family didn’t own slaves as well?

    You think this is what gets Blacks to not vote for Talarico and instead vote for Paxton?

    These people are fucking idiots

    And there it is. James Talaricos family owned black slaves.

    I like how they had to note black slaves. If they left door open for brown slaves, they'd lose votes to Talarico.

  9. 8 hours ago, Js1 said:

    These people literally just aren't paying attention, don't watch the news, don't read political topics on the internet, etc.

    2 years ago, Google Search spiked for "why is Biden not running for president?" on Election Day

    Idiot GIF by Get The Coast

    These are the people who tend to vote based on "vibes"

    Damn, people doing their own research. Impressive.

  10. 11 hours ago, Js1 said:

    Fuck, they don't even have to endorse Talarico

    Just say they aren't voting for Paxton, or, bring up Ted Brown's name more

    Brown got 267,000 votes in 2024 - he can make a difference

    This is the key. R's will lose not because they vote for a Dem. Not that some of that won't go on. They'll lose because too many will stay home. Just say you can't vote for Paxton, you pussies.

  11. 8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

    it's crazy just the sheer existence of people who can look at someone different than them and can get riled up enough to talk about it outside their own head. I'm beginning to think the number of people without an internal monologue is way higher than previously thought

    Yes, you’re onto something. Won’t get it into all of it here. Lot of NPC’s…

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