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ChiTownDoc

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  1. Not sure I’ve ever seen a more clutch team over a half decade. Unreal But I do think UT pulls this off next game.
  2. Check out this garbage man’s G7 stats. Over 7 G7’s 35% FG % 22% from deep +/- average: -4.4 https://www.statmuse.com/nba/ask/james-harden-stats-in-career-game-7 LOL
  3. He had just totally disappeared in the finals vs Miami too. And look at his G7 stats over his career. He’s total trash in the playoffs. The fact anyone would regret dumping him, much less Presti, is laughable.
  4. I bet he regrets it every day of his life. LOL Yes, Harden was such a stud with serious playoff pedigree. Him AND WB are fucking losers in the playoffs. He could have stayed and still fucking lost. Durant was the only one worth keeping of those three. And if he doesn't dump Harden maybe he goes and keeps PG douche and has the loser trio of Playoff Pussy, Westbrick, and Fat Harden... God damn, that's a serious big 3. GTFO
  5. He should run for President. Seriously.
  6. Monaco is fucking lot. Heading to Odell yacht party. I’ll watch my 6. A wholesome pic Monaco is all world but throw in F1 Oof
  7. That doubles as a Chili’s…
  8. Remember even if they come to grips with the fact they are completely useless pieces of shit, ‘tan pants / spicy mustard’ are firmly engrained in their tiny brains. So yes they’ll possibly question whether or not they’re the second coming of Christ, but the other side is still pedo pizza parlor LLC.
  9. Supposedly paddock. Let’s see.
  10. Definitely the craziest nba game I’ve seen in person. Garden went from lit to funeral mode in a fucking hurry. I didn’t feel like dodging trash cans so I kept my laughter on the inside. God damn.
  11. Have become a Max fan again now that he’s not in the God mode car. Heading to Monaco. Bucket list stuff.
  12. I like the Wolves and love Ant. The refs are not their main issue. Hope for a competitive series here…
  13. OKC got some calls. Also, anyone watching these two teams knows MN is in deep shit no matter what the refs do. Anyways, meeting banks in NYC sucks but getting good tickets for Knicks playoffs ball almost makes it worth it. I’ll be dodging trash cans.
  14. Mayo on a burger. I’d rather eat Chili’s the rest of my life. Fucking sick bastard
  15. Fuck Home Depot. Hopefully they’re competing against prior Lows soon. Sell off bitches…
  16. Thanks for fixing. That was egregious. Like a best NFL team of all time and leaving Da 85 Bears off it…
  17. Just a week ago they get swept by 0-26 mizzou in baseball. At home too. There was debate whether or not it was the most stunning sweep in ncaa baseball history. Softball ladies were like hold my beer. aggy is truly something else.
  18. Fuck @deter for negging your post. Come out and post, you pussy.
  19. We should use the wreath fund to donate a plane to his ass, anonymously. I bet Soros would help. You know if it’s got a mcdonalds in it with a couple gold toilets he won’t be able to say no.
  20. #anal
  21. They gave him a lot of control. He was super salty OU made the decision to go SEC without consulting him. He’s a bitch made pussy. OU can lose 100 games in a row and it won’t change the fact LR is a total bottom bitch. OU sucks.
  22. The good news is there’s a nonzero chance his presidential liebarry will be in the Middle East.
  23. Oh he definitely has malignant narcissistic personality disorder. Textbook case.
  24. He’s dumb and amazing at communicating with dumb. That’s a skill. Nothing practiced. Just a natural idiot.
  25. Yeah, sadly this. He’s fluent in stupid. He only caters to stupid and those who benefit from stupid’s vote.
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