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ChiTownDoc

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  1. Hey fuckhead, it's 3am and I'm walking outside in Chicago. You wanna sign up for that? I didn't think so.
  2. I have a second favorite team. It’s not Texas.
  3. Born in Lubbock so I have perspective. They’ve got some seriously loyal fans. But it’s like GB vs Chicago. One group of fans is very hardcore. Wtf else do they have?
  4. There should be a thread on Uber/Lyft drivers. Have to be some great stories. I definitely would have done this in med school if it was an option.
  5. What happens when you take someone who’s already a giant POS and give him billions plus massive amounts of roids? This fuckstain.
  6. I mean if you’re making shit up wouldn’t you keep things believable? He took a dump on your face during a 3sum? Also the texts will be easy to prove…
  7. It’s because you touch yourself at night. just kidding It’s because you keep saying ‘natty’ staaaaaaaahhhhhp
  8. Yes, I'm laughing at the love for both, but definitely harder at the Clippers. The odds of all of the Clippers 'stars' staying healthy into a conference finals has to be 10% or less. The Suns, I feel, have a much better chance to get there healthy but they have zero depth so even if they do make it, I don't see them touching Denver and likely lose to MN and OKC as all three of those teams are currently constructed.
  9. I hate Stephen A Smith but he rightly blasted the guy for that. Was a real wtf moment.
  10. Sherrone is a Sooner alum. Royal part 2? Prob not.
  11. I ran some numbers for a larger local book as a young buck and I’ll never forget the main Bookie at the top saying - never try to hit 65%, very few people in the world do. If you insist on gambling, find a guy who hit 35% and just fade him - there’s a lot of those guys. And that’s been pretty damn true.
  12. You're a treasure around these parts. Ignore the naysayers. Keep predicting, please.
  13. I think he’s pissed because he wants it to affect him. I keeeeed!
  14. I think I even posted pics way back on the Shag. Oh to be be so naive again…
  15. Lol. Monogamy is the opposite of biological. Who the fuck is saying it’s biological?
  16. Get a cool wife. When you go to Miami or Vegas with the guys, there’s a lot of girls around and shit happens. If you need to hide that, you have the wrong gal. Also doesn’t mean you advertise it to your lady If you feel like you love another bitch or fall for girls easily - or your actual wife sucks, then this probably won’t work. And before someone makes a comment about being loaded for that arrangement, I’m 100% sure it helps, but I met my wife when I was still in school. Never looked back. Life is great. The people that think a long term relationship will last with 3sums etc - LOL.
  17. I know you follow as close as anyone. And the only half of UT I've seen is this second half - so imagine my wtf reaction. That looks like a legit top 10 team. OU didn't even play that poorly until the very end here. Just total domination. Ztejas thread shall live in all it's glory.
  18. You guys look way better than advertised. Should have known surly was much more negative than the actual product. <prepares for incoming KenPom bombardment>
  19. If Miami wants him that says plenty all by itself.
  20. I think the NBA is actually much better than the NFL in many cases these days - but there’s a LOT less players and it’s known as a players’ league. But if your own Dad is gonna fuck you over, probably not a lot you can do. He’s lucky af he has another 100M or so coming. Pretty much never works out like that.
  21. Why you give all these mass murderers and terrorists citizenship?! Must protect our country!
  22. Teams scoring 130-140 all the time. 70 is crazy impressive but I think we will see it more often. Embiid sat a lot too. 75 seems like it could have been easy…
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