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Helobious

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  1. I don’t play poker. Even I know you can go all-in and still lose. People are dumb.
  2. Had to look up Gatlin Blair. Apparently has been on an LDS mission the past 2 years and will join the Ducks this spring. I thought being an elite Mormon athlete and not going to BYU would get you excommunicated.
  3. Born and raised here and I’ve still always hated saying “y’all”. Spiritually I know I should’ve grown up in the Bronx, I know I would have fit right in.
  4. Posted it in the transfer thread but unless you’re about to get you’re 2nd NFL contract it’s stupid as fuck to want to be one of the younger people on a football field. All these guys reclassifying to graduate HS early snd they turn into duds in college overwhelmingly.
  5. You guys have a weird infatuation with the thought of me giving out handjobs.
  6. He’s not a chicano, he’s cuban. Still loving it though.
  7. Cost themselves one entire yard of field position after the return.
  8. I never voted for trump. The right spoke to some very real cultural problems but our low IQ public could not see the hypocrisy behind it. I always could, all the way back to the Kaepernik thing. People were talking about woke on here and I gave my two cents on it.
  9. I said masculine or American
  10. Woke to me is anything that undermines traditional masculine or American values like toughness, independence, freedom of speech, personal responsibility, and/or is an overreaction to a perceived cultural problem. It’s beyond politics. For example to me honoring black soldiers or teaching about the trail of tears isn’t woke. It’s just our history. Guardian caps in football, pronoun obsession, the extra first base bag in baseball, etc. are examples of woke things.
  11. Was waiting for the “I’m too cool to care about sports” post on a sports message board. You sound like a loser. I cried for 45 minutes when Aaliyah Chavez signed with OU instead of us. If you’re going to care about something, be all in. No one successful got there being half-assed.
  12. From what I understand Oregon, Texas, Ohio State, and Texas Tech are the only 4 schools with “unlimited” NIL money. If they don’t get a player it’s for something other than monetary reasons. Unlimited in the sense that their pockets run so much deeper than anyone else’s a bidding war is never a concern. Obviously no one thinks NIL money is literally endless.
  13. Whoever is in charge of marketing for the Pop Tarts bowl didn’t get paid enough. Almost immediately became the most popular non-CFP bowl game, and it’s pretty much the only bowl I hear non-football fans talk about.
  14. The only Foo songs I like are Everlong & My Hero. There’s like 15 killers songs I enjoy immensely, although I don’t much care for their new sound.
  15. He’s unanimously hated by aggie Reddit. They want someone else.
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