Everything posted by Helobious
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
Had to look up Gatlin Blair. Apparently has been on an LDS mission the past 2 years and will join the Ducks this spring. I thought being an elite Mormon athlete and not going to BYU would get you excommunicated.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
Born and raised here and Iโve still always hated saying โyโallโ. Spiritually I know I shouldโve grown up in the Bronx, I know I would have fit right in.
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2025-26 CFP General Discussion
Posted it in the transfer thread but unless youโre about to get youโre 2nd NFL contract itโs stupid as fuck to want to be one of the younger people on a football field. All these guys reclassifying to graduate HS early snd they turn into duds in college overwhelmingly.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
You guys have a weird infatuation with the thought of me giving out handjobs.
- 2026 CFP Quarterfinals Rose Bowl - #1 Indiana vs. #9 Alabama
- 2026 CFP Quarterfinals Orange Bowl - #5 Oregon vs. #4 Texas Tech
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Trumpโs America
I never voted for trump. The right spoke to some very real cultural problems but our low IQ public could not see the hypocrisy behind it. I always could, all the way back to the Kaepernik thing. People were talking about woke on here and I gave my two cents on it.
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Trumpโs America
I said masculine or American
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Trumpโs America
Woke to me is anything that undermines traditional masculine or American values like toughness, independence, freedom of speech, personal responsibility, and/or is an overreaction to a perceived cultural problem. Itโs beyond politics. For example to me honoring black soldiers or teaching about the trail of tears isnโt woke. Itโs just our history. Guardian caps in football, pronoun obsession, the extra first base bag in baseball, etc. are examples of woke things.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
Was waiting for the โIโm too cool to care about sportsโ post on a sports message board. You sound like a loser. I cried for 45 minutes when Aaliyah Chavez signed with OU instead of us. If youโre going to care about something, be all in. No one successful got there being half-assed.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
From what I understand Oregon, Texas, Ohio State, and Texas Tech are the only 4 schools with โunlimitedโ NIL money. If they donโt get a player itโs for something other than monetary reasons. Unlimited in the sense that their pockets run so much deeper than anyone elseโs a bidding war is never a concern. Obviously no one thinks NIL money is literally endless.
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Is this the end of shitty bowl games?
Whoever is in charge of marketing for the Pop Tarts bowl didnโt get paid enough. Almost immediately became the most popular non-CFP bowl game, and itโs pretty much the only bowl I hear non-football fans talk about.
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Foo Fighters or The Killers?
The only Foo songs I like are Everlong & My Hero. Thereโs like 15 killers songs I enjoy immensely, although I donโt much care for their new sound.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
Heโs unanimously hated by aggie Reddit. They want someone else.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
Takes on Baugh are a good litmus test for seeing who does and doesnโt know anything about football. The guy is a fucking elite RB and a physical monster. Youโd be an abject moron to not want him.
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The movie you just watched
Just saw the anaconda reboot this weekend, was fantastic and fun as hell. Probably a top 3 movie for me of 2025.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
Actually most of the guys you listed never lived anywhere near DC. Thatโs impressive.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
Aaron Hernandez was born and raised in Bristol, CT.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work
Ryan Williams is garbage and quickly found out itโs fucking stupid to be the youngest person on a football field unless youโre about to negotiate your 2nd NFL contract. That QB from Ole Miss that finished high school 2 years early and has ridden the bench for 3 years now learned that too.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
The whole โNFL players per capitaโ stat has to be the dumbest stat in sports. Guess we should build up our Washington DC pipeline.
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Christopher Nolan's next film, The Odyssey
Nolan has more misses (Tenet, Dunkirk, Dark Knight rises) than hits (Interstellar, Oppenheimer) since 2010 when inception came out. The math (and that trailer) says this movie is going to fucking suck.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
Mississippi is probably the most talent-devoid state in the entire south after Arkansas. Why would we want to recruit it more?
- 2025 CFP First Round - The "U" @ aggy
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2025 Texas High School Football
Thought Pieper opening would hurt them but itโs only seemed to help by dropping them a class. Every athlete seems to prefer to be at SV.
- 2025 CFP First Round - The "U" @ aggy