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Helobious

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  1. That’s absolutely also a thing the dudes will set up intentionally with the woman though. Guy does nothing, woman calls him out, guy gets ragebait views and likes. Vitaly and one of those FaZe dudes used to do it, not always in gyms but in public too.
  2. Allen is going to slaughter anyone in their way in D1.
  3. **Should make a win even easier. Sorry. The only way we could possibly lose to them is by beating ourselves. Which we did do last year.
  4. Jones has a stronger arm than Philo but Philo was better in every other possible way. Philo is also a running threat whereas Jones is a statue. Not that it mattered anyway but this will make a win even easier.
  5. Nope. Best individual season maybe, but if this fall off is permanent like I suspect it will be he’s not in the GOAT discussion when it’s all said and done.
  6. The last exorcist about the 2 missing girls sucked
  7. Yes. Some people have to be whores and dress a certain way to attract the opposite sex. Others, like me, are born to do it.
  8. I never do short shorts but if it’s arm day I wear a baggy tank. No nipple exposure and I know the women fucking love checking me out when I’m not looking. Just surprised I haven’t caught one doing it yet but they definitely are more discreet than men.
  9. I’m sorry man, I don’t know what else to say other than this is all just gay as fuck. Women wearing tight clothing has turned into you imaging men with skin tight shorts around their dick.
  10. I did. The attire is pretty much the same. Leggings were a thing 10 years ago like they are now. And no, I don’t think women dress like whores everywhere now, at all. The return of the mom jean fad and away from skinny jeans is a pretty sad regression to see as a normal straight man.
  11. You know gym shark is a pretty expensive brand right? Most women at the gym don’t wear gym shark. I actually lift weights 4x a week at Golds and see the people in there. Red pilled MAGA incels who are online 20 hours a day have a certain image of women at the gym, because they don’t go. And if they do go, they remember the one or the handful of women dressed like how the idiot in this vid describes. You don’t notice the greater number of women dressed more normally, because they don’t stand out.
  12. Pretty shocking this is sticking with the R rating. Means it’s likely to slam and go hard but just about guarantees it won’t make as much money as Minus One did. I already bought my tickets for opening day, can’t wait.
  13. I don’t think you know how money value works but ok.
  14. Coleman hasn’t been worth his price tag at all
  15. Godzilla (54 OG Japanese) Napoleon Dynamite Edward Scissorhands The Prestige Amadeus Office Space Little Miss Sunshine Spirited Away The Sandlot Apocalypto
  16. Not as much as I like having sex your mom.
  17. Florida has been my 2nd favorite team since I was a kid because I love alligators. I would bet I know more about them than any poster on here. I’ve actually been following them more closely than the horns the past year because they are more interesting due to the turmoil and rebuilding, vs us who are already set up for stable and permanent success. I’ve watched all of Sumrall’s pressers, watched all of the film guy break downs of Faulkners offense. My $9.95: -Mizzou and SCar already laid the plan out. Load the box and stop Baugh. That’s literally it, their entire offense is him. Make Philo try to beat you with his noodle arm. They have no game breakers at WR with VB3 out for the season with an injury. Dallas Wilson raped us last year but they had a guy that could at least get it to him downfield. Philo can’t throw anything that isn’t a screen pass. -They have the worst center in college football in Harrison Moore. He is a guaranteed 3-4 high snaps a game type of player. It’s kind of remarkable. -They play like fucktards. Among the worst in the country in penalty yards per game -No talent whatsoever on defense, compounded by an idiot in Brad White lading the charge. Seriously, they are hopeless. They will be lucky to be a 5 win team this year, an improvement over their 4 wins last year. My impression of Sumrall is he is making some good changes, but they have absolutely nothing on their team you can win with outside of 4 players maybe. I think eventually he can get them to being a hard-nosed 8-9 win team that’s annoying for everyone to play, but they currently are nothing close to that. We should truly beat them by 5 touchdowns. So naturally, we’ll score a late TD to seal a 28-17 win on Saturday.
  18. How’s that record breaking payroll working out @Sbbruin ?
  19. I agree on the turning of the tide in recruiting. Do I really care how high of a draft pick I am or where I’m going to live if I already know I’m going to make millions for the next 3 years anyway?
  20. lol at hand-wringing over the fences. No modern baseball player wants to run down balls in the outfield or try to get hurt legging out a triple. Bring the fences in, put the damn ball over the fence or go play Juco. It will 100% help recruiting.
  21. CFB 26… went 12-2 in my first year of dynasty with UTEP (one of the worst teams) because I adopted a ball control offense to limit the possessions of all our superior opponents. Slowly recruited better players, opened things up, and was able to eventually turn us into a juggernaut and have now won 7 titles in a row. I adapted to the players I had, not the other way around.
  22. Was Speedy Noil not the exact same build and speed as this guy? Even from Nola as well. He turned out super great.
  23. Florida is god-awful this year and is down their 2 best receivers. Should be our easiest win of the season. Just like our game against them last year should’ve been though I guess.
  24. lol. How easy did that sales pitch turn out?
  25. Fun fact, very few gladiator matches actually ended in death
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