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Helobious

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  1. We’ll never know if Chris Taylor would’ve shit down his leg, because he only got 1 fucking at bat the entire World Series. What a gutless pussy. He’s got a $15 million salary and he still might not even make the team this year because he sucks. If he plays at all against us this year I would be curious to see if he mouths off after taking 96 mph to the rib cage.
  2. They officially disbanded their football program today actually. Looks like it’ll just be an 11 game season for the Vaqueros. https://www.texasfootball.com/article/2025/02/11/north-american-university-ends-football-program-after-four-seasons?ref=article_preview_title
  3. I need to get a Jiangsu Huge Horse cap
  4. Female pop is the dominant genre right now and nothing else is even close. Taylor, Chappel Roan, SZA, Doja Cat, that type of music.
  5. We don’t really have many successful former players in the pros. It’s not that surprising.
  6. This anthem and memorial shit is fucking unbearable. Just play the game
  7. Game look like a raucous sellout. Awesome “boycott” you guys did.
  8. Turturro & Lower knocked it out of the park. Great episode.
  9. Wow. Schmidt and A-Rod were more talented than I thought, batting and throwing right handed when they were actually left-handed apparently.
  10. See, that’s news to me. I didn’t know it was closed right now. I thought that’s why Rhule and Sark were being babies about their spring games
  11. This thread is a beating to sift through. If you want actual transfer news, tough luck. But hey here’s a page on generation brackets and another one on the demographics of shitty, souless Houston suburbs
  12. She found someone to take care of her without working. She sounds a lot smarter than you.
  13. Looked over the roster today. Couple of thoughts: 1) 43 players is absurd. They only get 26 in the pros, college teams should be capped at 35 imo. 2) heartwarming to see so many homies on the team 3) Hopefully Jonah Williams stops the baseball cosplaying after this year. He’s not Kyler Murray or Bryce Boettcher. He’d really benefit from just doing football. 4) pitching staff looks good, but there’s no real true lockdown ace. I feel like you need one to make noise in Omaha.
  14. He was playing at Plano West until he was a junior.
  15. I’m 31 since it seems to matter to several on here, and please don’t compare me to that idiot. A year or two ago Derka tried to goad us into a 1v1 basketball game after ztejas posted some video of himself taking jump shots and I made fun him for it. But I wasn’t going to drive all the way up to Austin just to fucking dogwalk some internet guy at a public court. That was the most extensive exchange I cared to have with him.
  16. I didn’t realize or forgot that A&M-commerce was moving up to FCS. Luis Perez isn’t walking through that door though. We’ll streamroll them.
  17. Schedule just dropped
  18. I had no plans to buy the game but I do now
  19. You couldn’t even see the white on my helmet I had so many helmet stickers. Touchdowns, big plays, big blocks, I got one basically every way you could. Everyone liked me.
  20. The Yankee and met ones are sick. I’d wear the mariners and brewer ones too.
  21. Did Thomas Johnson get in this much trouble before he killed that dude? I know he had a lot of mental health calls and was a known schizophrenic before that all happened. Worried Cook is headed that way. Or maybe he’s just a pure fuck up.
  22. Astros, A’s, Nats, and Rockies are terribad.
  23. This might be the whitest post in the history of the site. It’s “Boyz n the Hood”. Holy living fuck at omitting Goodfellas. The Godfather is romanticized trash that portrays a sense of honor and order in the mafia that had no basis in reality. Goodfellas was the real deal. 1) Goodfellas 2) Blood In, Blood Out 3) Menace 2 Society 4) Boyz n the Hood 5) Scarface
  24. They just reinforced what I already thought of in my head though. I’ve never been to Canada or met anyone from there. I know they have the urban hub of Toronto, but when you think of the rest of it you think rugged outdoors, people tapping trees for syrup, hockey fanatics, etc. Not progressivism. And I imagine they love America and American stuff.
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