Everything posted by Helobious
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2025 Texas High School Football
Calling my shot, SA Johnson upsets LT this weekend. I think Johnson has a decided athletic advantage and an explosive offense, I expect a shootout with the Jags winning. Dickinson wil beat North Shore, also in a high scoring shootout.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Yeah hate to sound all “white guys can’t jump”, but I watched BYU-Tech this year. There was a ridiculous disparity in athleticism and speed all over the field, BYU never had a chance. And their QB is a shitty Tebow clone.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I actually won’t be outraged if we get left out. If our whole season was the exact same except we beat a 4-8 Florida team we’d be in. But we didn’t.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Sumrall is a god-awful hire for Florida. Literally Billy Napier 2.0. Runs the exact same offense, was a one-score wizard at a Louisiana G5 school. All of it.
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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2025 Texas High School Football
49-0 at half
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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2025 Texas High School Football
Dickinson making some Strake Jesuit kids question their faith. 28-0 in 2nd.
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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SEC Refs Suck
I still laugh at people that thought Big 12 refs were uniquely shitty or anything like that.
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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2026 LB Rocky Cummings
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2025 Texas High School Football
Holy shit, Johnson wins 29-28. Steele gave them a scare but the superior team pulled through in the end. Summer Creek beats Katy 38-37.
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2025 Texas High School Football
Steele 28 SA Johnson 10 4th quarter Jaguars on a mission to specifically make me look stupid. What a fucking joke of a team, they should have rolled today. Steele is way down from what they were.
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San Antonio
SAPD’s vehicle burglary data from the first half of 2025. The Rim proudly retains the top spot, doubling the closest competitor.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Fun fact about Golesh, he was born in the Soviet Union.
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
Tech is swimming in money and will have basically a cakewalk to the CFP every year, while we have to be Georgia’s gimp in the SEC. The move was pretty clearly very short-sighted.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
How shitty and inexplicable was that Florida loss. They are about to finish 3-9.