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Helobious

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  1. Checking on on this… how is kinne doing now that those UIW players he inherited and then got to transfer are gone?
  2. It was, but per capita is generally a stupid measurement for this kind of thing. Texas, Cali, Georgia and Florida are all much better pools of talent. Florida has 5 five-star recruits in the 2026 cycle (4 excluding the IMG guy). Louisiana has 1.
  3. Yes and yes. Probably 2 of the stupidest questions I’ve seen asked in a long time, and you pulled them off back to back.
  4. “Come watch this movie where we make Sydney Sweeney unattractive”. And hollywood wonders why movies are dying
  5. You know he wasn’t even the best hitter this season right?
  6. I’m a well known supporter of my people but Pavia always rubbed me the wrong way. Give me Joey Aguilar all day over him. Fernando Mendoza too even though he’s cuban.
  7. Lol at everyone acting like I said the game should start with a swing off and be done in 5 minutes. I said after the 12th. How many games go longer than that anyway? 2%? It would be rare and extremely exciting, and save bullpens.
  8. I’m in favor of a swing-off after the 12th. It’s wildly popular with the Bananas and Manfred has brought it up on some podcasts. Soccer has it right with PKs, there’s almost no comparable amount of stress or intensity in sports. This would give us the baseball version of that. Instead we get viewership numbers tanking inning by inning last night and 2 completely fucked pitching staffs the rest of the series.
  9. So glad we got rid of this loser and replaced him with our super elite receivers. Our secondary shut him down all night too, he didn’t even score 3 touchdowns against us.
  10. A&M has a significantly better team and coaching staff than LSU this year.
  11. I like him because he’s a homie but his stats and play are honestly extremely unimpressive.
  12. That score actually helps our chances, took barely any time off the clock
  13. They won it all 17 years ago and have played in several SEC title games since. Plus they have a fuckton more money than miss
  14. What a worthless addition Moseley turned out to be
  15. It’s starting to look like filling an SEC team with soft ass West Coast players was a stupid idea
  16. Mateer sucks
  17. This Chambliss dude seems massively overrated
  18. How does that Lopez kid look at RB for you guys? You was a legend in the San Marcos middle school football scene before he was recruited happened to move to Westlake for HS. Was thinking of putting him on my Helo homie watchlist next year.
  19. I’ve driven through Mississippi a couple of times, besides that I know nothing of it. As for why Miss State exists I imagine that state needed a school for all the rednecks and sharecropper/backwoods people to separate them from the plantation family old money kids at Ole Miss.
  20. I was pretty shocked to hear Al Sharpton actually give a great message to the son during his sermon, on why he shouldn’t feel guilty about the murder.
  21. Me and ctj have no love and no quarrel but ztejas gives men oral *(nttawwt but it made the rhyme)
  22. I didn’t start this thread. I guess imma took my reply and pinned it. But if I did want to start a thread I could, I know how. I am undeterred by you usually underestimating my unending utility.
  23. ChatGPT? Also lol at just 2 beta males heeding ctj’s call to arms for a mass negging of me. I am the people’s champion.
  24. Moderators Note: This thread is the Brainchild of none other than @closetojumping and Helobious was the first reply so we ran with it. Helobious would never have such a good idea, he deserves no credit, in fact you should probably neg him in this post just for fun. Top Rep gets a prize, if you are local it will be something with me - if you are not I can send you $$ Alliteration: Steve Sark sucks so surely he should surrender playcalling and salvage some of our season, saving surlyites from suicide.
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