Everything posted by Helobious
- ATTN: SHEEPFUCKERS (Week 15 2025)
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2026 RB Jett Walker
Aaron Jones. LJ Martin, BYU’s current starting RB is also from El Paso. Steven Montez had a decent career at CU as a QB and spent 2 seasons on the Commanders practice squad a couple years ago.
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2025 Texas High School Football
Just noticed La Marque is 10-2 and in the third round for the first time in a long time. Renaissance year for them
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2026 RB Jett Walker
Just watched his highlight tape for the first time. His highlights are mostly him running through gigantic holes at the LOS to the end zone. I, uh, don’t know how well that skill will translate at the next level. You watch a McCaffrey high school highlight tape or a Skatteboo one and you could tell they were freaks and would be special. This guy looks like Brett Robin 2.0
- 2026 RB Jett Walker
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Phone auto-corrected from Chad Scott.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
They took Walker as an insurance policy and short yardage back. He’s unanimously rated far, far below Estrada and is just wanted to eat up carries and be used on the goal line. But Choice sees a guy like that and sees an every-down back.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
The JAG from Georgetown that’s committed to the Gophers? They have an absolute stud committed currently from El Paso but we haven’t been after him because we have a horrible RB coach. I wouldn’t trust his evals at all.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Shedeur looked pretty decent today.
- ATTN: SHEEPFUCKERS (Week 15 2025)
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2025 Texas High School Football
This call is so bad it’s making national news. Apparently the ref did not rule it a fumble, he somehow believed the ball never touched the ground. https://www.usatodayhss.com/story/sports/high-school/football/2025/11/22/texas-high-school-football-boerne-champion-touchdown-call/87419855007/
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2025 Texas High School Football
Lol, you’re as blind as that ref. Champion ended up winning 24-21, PSJA North got turbofucked.
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Then I thought, "When am I ever going back to Haiti?"
Did you even read their plan? The homeless mercenaries were going to stomp out any resisters, duh.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Lots of Jedd Fisch to Florida chatter today.
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2025 Texas High School Football
You gotta believe!
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2025 Texas High School Football
For UIL classification purposes all 9th-12th graders are counted.
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2025 Texas High School Football
That game is what sold me on Mishak having potential as a college player. Madison had a lot of talent and he tore them up even in the loss. I believe his only time ever playing a non-valley school too.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
For Texas, tOSU, and Georgia, the standard is 9 wins a season. Those schools all have unlimited money and talent. It’s pretty inexcusable to have anything less than 9 wins. For everyone else, i think the floor should be 8 wins. If you want to be a contender your coach should at least be able to deliver 8 wins, which gets you a shot at 9 or 10 wins and a playoff opportunity.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Sark’s insistance on getting KJ Lacey will always baffle me. No 5’11 QB could ever play for the University of Texas. Sure enough that dude looks like he’ll either transfer or ride the bench for 5 years.
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2025 MLB thread
$22 million for one year of Grisham. Go fuck yourself Cashman
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2025 MLB thread
Anyone else watching Alex vs A-Rod on HBO Max? It’s outstanding so far, way better than the garbage baseball-related docs netflix has put out recently. Dude lived a life that few could ever even imagine. Had no idea his first wife was just a normal person he met at the gym. Also a 40-40 season at 21 is insane.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Kind of funny to see all the recruits/transfers many in this thread were adamant we should avoid (Reuben Owens, Andrew Marsh, Zach Branch, KC Concepcion) completely ball out so far this year.
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Ken Burns: The American Revolution 11/16
That was easily a top 10 commercial of all time
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Adopt A Playoff Team?
Lol at thinking their QB is a heisman contender. Rodriguez is having a Te’o-esque season, he deserves to be in New York.
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Adopt A Playoff Team?
Indiana or TX Tech. They both have heisman contenders that carry themselves the right way and represent everything great about CFB.