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Helobious

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  1. 10 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

    Never saw him study any film or put together any kind of play calling strategy for any game.  

    They wouldn’t put that kind of stuff on the show. Would give away too many secrets

  2. 23 minutes ago, txhorns said:

    I figured you would have eaten a bullet after the bottom of the 9th.  Congrats on still being alive.

    No, luckily I stayed up and was able to watch the bottom of the 10th. 

  3. I have to be up at 7am, I'm watching one more inning of this back alley rusty handsaw abortion and that's it no matter what. Fuck this goddamn motherfucking team. Fucking christ. 

  4. 35 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

     

    Member when shifting really took off a few years ago and everyone said "hitters will just bunt or learn to hit the other way"? How wrong that was. 

  5. 13 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

    Hello Helo?

    I’m still alive. I’m laying on my bed, staring at the ceiling. Phone in hand. 

    About to head out for the night to try and forget today and the the fact that Aaron SuckMyCock Boone is a manager for the Yankees. They get by on talent alone but here in the dog days that only gets you so far. Fucking lackadaisical effort, a myriad of mental mistakes and a quitting attitude for the whole team. Say what you will about Girardi but none of that shit flew with him in charge. But hey the players like Boone more cause he’s nicer and a bro so it’s ok. I guess Nevin’s yelling the other day didn’t help cause I’m seeing the same shit out there. And when did goddamn Steve Pearce turn into a Babe Ruth/Barry Bonds/Jesus Christ lovechild. Motherfuck. /rantover

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  6. 7 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

    Tanaka's pretty good outside of the preventing baseballs from leaving the park part of the job.  He's got some work to do there.

    Also the Yankees are 7th in the MLB in Quality Starts. That’s doesnt support your “dogshit” theory.

  7. 22 hours ago, Fozzz said:

    Sonny Gray to the pen.  Yankees rotation really is dog shit outside of Severino.  Loaisiga might be their second best starter when he returns and he's pitched all of 18 major league innings in his life.

    Tanaka and his 1.75 ERA after coming back from injury say hi.

  8. 1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

    Bump.

    I can recognize an ass-beating when I see one, and the Red Sox handed one out tonight. Get them back tomorrow, Saturday and Sunday to slowly gain ground in the standings.

    “The great thing about the future is that it happens one day at a time.”

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  9. 1 hour ago, Don Johnson said:

    Are these actually the best teams for this age group, or just this organization?

    Are the USSSA teams better?

    They are better. But that's also like criticizing a Texas public high school football team just because IMG is better.  

    Glad to see some different Texas teams this year. Surprised Brownsville made it, I'm cheering hard for them. Usually Weslaco, or Mission/McAllen with their Reynosa recruits rule baseball in the valley. And lately McAllister Park had ruled everyone in Texas West. 

  10. 8 minutes ago, Player said:

    You said the exact same thing about Judge last season when he began slumping. Now you're back to diddling your clit to him when he's on sportscenter. 

     

    I don’t watch sportscenter

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  11. 43 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

    Hey, the old Sonny Gray is back. 5 ER in 2 IP against that revamped juggernaut Balt lineup. 

    His shit-eating grin as he walked off the mound is really going over well with Yankee fans.

    He got emotional during a postgame interview after a bad start a few weeks ago. Most of the fanbase then ripped into him online for being a weak-minded little bitch that sucks at baseball. That bullshit might’ve been endearing in Oakland but not in NY. Hopefully his ass gets cut here pretty soon, I’m so done with him.

  12. 19 minutes ago, Scraps said:
    21 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
    Go check out the Astros thread -- most of them aren't very happy about this.  

    Please don't send him to our thread ever. Thanks

    I only wander in there to talk shit whenever the teams are actually playing each other, and my posting history reflects that. I don't want to kill whatever brain cells I have left reading you guys' thoughts on baseball. 

     

  13. 12 minutes ago, ERhine said:

     


    Just stop.

     

    Can you list out all these highly touted non-Whitley & Tucker Astros prospects I’m missing? I got Alvarez, who are the other highly ranked guys in their obviously stacked system?

  14. Regarding his writing, he attends what has to be one of the worst high schools in the state. I believe a couple years ago it was in the news because almost 10% of the student body was on some type of probation or parole. A place like that makes it somewhat hard to do English good, I imagine. 

  15. 26 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

    First off the Yankees are interested in everyone. Second, the Nats are not a title contender, and don't look to be one going forward. Third, nobody said anything about trading him for "non-elite propsects." Fourth, the idea that the Nats are going to laugh at/hang up on a team who's offer 3 of their top prospects for Harper is absurd.

    Beau's original post said that the Astros two best prospects were to be off the table, so excellent reading ability on your part. The Astros don't really have any good prospects outside those 2, so the Nats would be giving Harper away almost for free. They have that Alvarez dude but I'm not even sure if he's a unanimous top 50 prospect. 

  16. 11 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

    you know that Harper is going to be a FA at the end of this year with teams like the Cubs and Yankees willing to give him stupid money right? 

    The Yankees have no interest in him, they may engage to drive up the price for other teams but that's it. I just can't imagine why the Nats would give him up for non-elite prospects. The Nats have talent they just haven't performed, and the bottom line is they have 2 months to make up 6 games for a playoff spot. Far crazier things have happened. 

  17. Lot of buzz building around the next superstar out of Cuba, 22 year old outfielder Victor Victor Mesa (real name). Expected to become eligible to sign in the next couple months. 

     

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  18. 4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

    Man, I'll say it...

    If I'm the Astros, I call Washington and tell them they can pick any three minor leaguers not named Tucker or Whitley in exchange for Harper.

    And what would you say to them after they finish laughing?

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