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Helobious

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  1. Anyone have Judge and Witt going a combined 0-9 in game 1 on their bingo card?
  2. I truly didn’t think it was scientifically possible for a hurricane to form in the gulf and head east. This has to be a first.
  3. That shohei homer was electric
  4. Judge 0-6 with 6 Ks in his last 6 ABs. He’s 100% done this season. Rest of team will need to step up.
  5. I really thought we were going to do big things this year after beating that Laredo team 6-5. You just never know.
  6. Sanchez is the type of prospect that comes around once every 20-30 years. Definition of a generational talent, Sark would be a wizard if he lands him.
  7. Lol at the judge demanding 51% of the oil operation’s drilling profits go to veterans. What a psycho.
  8. Yeah sorry for partying. Fwiw I concede that Houston actually has SA beat on real Mexican food.
  9. I’m not even trolling or trying to be funny, I repped out 225 4x on bench last sunday. If you want to call someone “bitchtits” maybe go look in a mirror. Isnt Houston one of the most obese cities in America?
  10. Literally nobody outside of the Houston area recognizes the 2017 title as legit, because it wasn’t. The largest online baseball community is easily r/baseball and you’ll get laughed out of a thread there if you try to say it was legit. Twitter, Instagram comments, same story.
  11. Haha yeah!
  12. I’ve never set foot in any of those places except Bohannon’s, which isn’t on the riverwalk like you said. The riverwalk is cool to walk around at night but that’s kind of it.
  13. There’s exactly 0 decent restaurants on the riverwalk
  14. I was going to go in their thread and make fun of all 2 of our oriole fans for that but it felt wrong. Poor guys thought their team was actually good. 0 playoff wins in 10 years date otherwise.
  15. Whatever you have to say to make yourself feel better. Have fun watching the playoffs from the couch.
  16. lol at a pro women’s team beating a top flight high school boys team. Most women have to shoot the ball at a laughably low release point, they’d really struggle to score from the outside. It’d have to all be breakaway layups or quick cuts.
  17. Beautiful. Get fucked, Houston. Enjoy being cellar dwellers for the next 10 years
  18. That was fucking amazing. Fuck yes
  19. TIL that blocking a ball with your chest on a force out instead of trying to catch it is good defense. And on the sac fly he turned for that tag in slow motion. He sucks.
  20. That’s probably the least-deserved rally I’ve ever seen. Astros did nothing to earn any of those runs, it was all the tigers stepping on their own dicks
  21. Jesus Christ the tigers catcher is fucking terrible.
  22. What a choke job by the tigers. That’s the series
  23. Good vs Evil
  24. Astros lose, Orioles lose. It was a good day.
  25. He shot a music vid before a Bay City vs Tidehaven baseball game and featured the players.
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