Everything posted by Helobious
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All time Texas QB Ranking Discussion - 2025
Go look up UT’s statistical record holder lists. Not even top 5, top 10. Look at passing yards, passing TDs, rushing yards, rushing TDs, total offense, single-season, career, game. Any of it. Let me know if you see Street or Layne’s name pop up even once on any of those lists.
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All time Texas QB Ranking Discussion - 2025
Do Street and Layne belong on here? Their QB responsibilities included: toss left, toss right, pitch the ball if option play. That was it. There’s no comparing them to modern QBs
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What do you order at Whataburger?
I can remember ordering it for the first time about a decade ago, maybe a little fewer. Was surprised at how decent it was
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On what subject should you be considered Surly's resident expert?
handjobs for DTs I guess
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Kirby Smart is a giant gaping vagina
It’s sad for him and his family that his dad died. That’s a hard loss. He is also a gigantic crybaby pussy bitch on the football field. Both things are true.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Good breakdown of 4th & 13. Pass was under thrown but the guy points out that it was “thrown on time” which made it catchable for golden without being broken up. Also breaks down how smart Quinn was pre-snap
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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
Pointless change in the guise of “safety”. Another example of the devaluation of toughness/masculinity in a society that pretty clearly needs it. I’m all for changes that would improve excitement and intensity (ghost runner and golden at-bat), or that actually do increase safety (there was never anything tough about bowling over a catcher that was awaiting a throw and not even looking at you). This rule change does none of that.
- 3rd Qtr vs ASU. What went wrong?
- 2025 First Responder Bowl - North Texas vs. Texas State
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
Would you consider Yale and Army bluebloods? They dominated the sport at one point, long before anyone else did
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
Ohio St threw it 35 times vs michigan, pretty dead on with their seasonal average. They just got beat straight up
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
This. He did the smartest thing he could have done by far. Weird to see that play even be a point of discussion beyond being a shitty playcall
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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
So if I’m the catcher in that situation why not just peg the runner with the ball? If he has to go to white he’s running in fair territory and if my throw hits him he’s automatically out. If he really can still run to colored in that situation then he would be an idiot not to, and the safety aspect is thus negated by having the play on one bag.
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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
Someone explain the dropped third strike thing like I’m 5. I’ve read and re-read and it makes no sense. From the SEC tourney official rules last year: So on a dropped third strike, if I’m the first baseman I can shoot my foot out last second and touch whatever base it looks like runner is going to? And boom he’s out for going to the “wrong” base. (He can use either base, but not the same one as me).
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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
Honest question, how does that prevent injuries at all? It’s nothing but performative. It’s still a base, it’s still an awkward thing to step on running full speed. Very rarely does someone covering the bag get stepped on or collided with. It’s certainly not enough to warrant a sport-wide change
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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
The pronoun crowd will love this change. No word yet on if every team that qualifies for the postseason will be receiving a trophy now. Seriously, this is so stupid.
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New Orleans New Years Terror Attack [15 dead, 20+ critical/injured]
Hell of a world we live in. It can be a mass shooting, a bombing, an attack like this. None of it is shocking at all anymore, doesn’t even matter the culprit or the reason. Already feels like this story is losing steam.
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Legacy SEC Teams Had to Prove It on The Field
Without Beck I think we could handle them pretty well and would’ve won. Oh well. They have 3 losses and will have a tough time claiming the title if we do win it.
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Legacy SEC Teams Had to Prove It on The Field
Wanted one last shot at Georgia. If we do win it all there should be an asterisk next to our title. You can’t call yourself the “best team” if another team beat you twice
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Sugar Bowl 2025
What? He looks like he narrowly beat downs
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Skatteboo
Lots of posters in this thread need “I’m Gay for Cam” t-shirts (nttawwt). Jesus. Dude had a nothing more than a decent game and needed an absurd amount of touches to make an impact.
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Netflix Recommendations
He’s one of my favorite comedians and I thought it sucked. Didn’t even watch the last 15 mins. Literally every joke was just “my wife is smart and I am dumb”. He also recycled that community college joke and just changed it a little bit.
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Fuck you, Arizona State
Does he at least give you a safe word to use when you’re not comfortable doing something?
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2025 Rose Bowl - Ohio State vs. Oregon
You can’t count the fluke Michigan games against them. As someone upthread pointed out, ALL of their losses in the past 5 years have been close games where they ran into bad luck. They absolutely ass-fucked the best team in the country yesterday. I have no idea where you’re getting your confidence from.
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2025 Rose Bowl - Ohio State vs. Oregon
You can put the white victimhood hat down for a second. Taafe is good. He’s not good enough to help contain tOSU’s receivers. I don’t think you understand how good all of them are, they’re literally one of the best receiving corps to ever play in college football. Also Skatteboo cooked Taafe on that long reception where Taafe ripped his helmet off.