Helobious
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Skatteboo
Lulzed when they kept showing his dad. Long drive home back to the trailer park tonight.
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Skatteboo
Listed at 5’11”, but he looks about 5’9” or so
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tOSU ain't want this smoke
lol. They’re going to skullfuck us. What they’re doing to Oregon is terrifying
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Skatteboo
Tessitore creaming himself on skatteboos last TD while ignoring that it was just because his lineman literally picked him up and put him in the end zone was annoying. And I still can’t figure out what the fuck Muhammad was doing on his TD pass
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Joe Tessitore is worse than Galindo.
“We have BREAKING news, there was a terror attack in New Orleans 15 hours ago”
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
The block was there. He forgot to go for the ball
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New Orleans New Years Terror Attack [15 dead, 20+ critical/injured]
They just said game will continue as scheduled
- 2024 ReliaQuest Bowl - Alabama vs. Michigan
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2025 QB KJ Lacey
At the college level and above, absolutely. At that size you need to be a freak athlete like Murray or a tank like Wilson or get lucky surrounded by supreme talent like Bryce Young. He’s neither.
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2025 QB KJ Lacey
If he transfers are we really going to miss a 5’10” QB at all?
- 2024 ReliaQuest Bowl - Alabama vs. Michigan
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
It’s a different time now though, social media/tik tok era. People want to see personality and an online presents. Lane Kiffin understands this, Lanning, Sanders, Day, all the top coaches in the game get it right now. Sark & Texas will come around to it hopefully.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
Our players all give canned/boring media replies. Other teams players speak more freely and off the cuff. It’s a noticeable difference. It makes them more interesting and gets them a lot more attention and following than our guys get. For example everyone on Twitter loves Skatteboo right now, that’s a fucking big deal. Wish our media team was saavy enough to notice because it’s hurting our brand.
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2024-25 MLB offseason thread
From a fucking pirates fan is pretty rich. I’m sad to say I used to frequent r/baseball. It’s nothing but a bunch of virgin edgelords that don’t know the game now.
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2024-25 MLB offseason thread
Still one of the best and most organic sports brawls probably ever.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Underestimate him at your own risk. All-district honorable mentions don’t just grow on trees.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
They could play, but Texas would risk a forfeit for using ineligible players.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
Saquon had over 1200 yards rushing and over 600 yards receiving his senior year at Penn St. And had 2 kick return TDs
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
If Skattebo is even half as good as he thinks he is we’re fucked. I know our defensive players are scared to go up against him tomorrow, but I think they will rise to the challenge.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
He’s legit. Madison used to be loaded back in the day, but they’re god-awful now. He should transfer to neighboring Johnson HS if he wants a step-up in production while staying in 6A, they have a budding QB prospect in that Estrada kid and will open up the offense more for him next year.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Jesus that’s fucked
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Nosferatu
Is “atmospheric” the new way to say “slow and boring as fuck”?
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Nosferatu
Imagine living in 2024 and not knowing that Nosferatu was a ripoff of Dracula.
- 2024 Axis of Evil (OU, ARK, aggy) Gameday Thread
- 2024 Axis of Evil (OU, ARK, aggy) Gameday Thread