Everything posted by Helobious
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2024 Texas High School Football
Poor guys are going to lose by 4-5 TDs next week. Westlake sent a message today
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2024 Texas High School Football
With Duncanville getting upset it looks you guys can coast to a title, congrats. I need no gifts, just make sure Jarren Lopez (current freshman RB for you guys that magically ended up at Westlake after dominating middle school ball in San Marcos) gets some carries next year, he’s going on my Helo’s Homies watchlist.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
I’m still pulling for us to get more transfers even if it means I’m subjected to handjob jokes every time we get a commit. In a way that makes me the truest Longhorn fan on here.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
I signed up for “this” site in 2011. I wonder what I would’ve thought if someone came up to me then and said “you know one day there’s going to be over 5 pages in a thread on here about you giving handjobs for defensive tackle transfers”.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Branch from USC might be a must-have. He was absolutely electric his freshman year especially on returns. Not sure what happened this year but I think Sark’s system is what he needs
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
In the hypothetical world where I’m not one of the straightest posters on this site, I think I could do a hell of a lot better than giving out handjobs to dollar-bin sports agents or fatfuck d-linemen from losing college teams. You guys have dumb fantasies
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
What in the actual fuck is this thread title
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Didn’t realize that was a hot take. It wasn’t college level but I played on some losing baseball teams in the past. Do I want 2 out of my 11 starters on defense to be players that have been conditioned to expect failure in crunch time? That spent several years in a culture that accepted and manifested losing? If Sark thinks they’re guys that can reframe their mindset immediately then go for it.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
There can be. I sure wouldn’t want 3 on my team though. Losing/defeat is a disease of the mind.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Is that a troll by Hamilton? Why the hell do we want 1 player from a 1-11 team, much less 3?
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
I want to throw up anytime ctj posts something I agree with. Murphy fucking sucks and I don’t get why the fanbase is enamored with him. I watched him in the Miami game and he was seriously just awful, Duke went from near upset to blowout loss that game largely because of how shitty he played.
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Texas 2025 Roster
Savea was the guy crying about UT making a happy pride month post on their instagram story right? He seemed soft and won’t be missed
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CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York
I feel like this guy and the kid that shot at Trump would’ve 100% been mass shooters up until very recently (disaffected young men angry with life, yearning for notoriety). They fit the profile perfectly. For a long period of time it seems no one ever went after anyone in power, they would just shoot up a public place and kill random people. It makes me wonder if that’s changing somewhat. Everyone knows Harris/Klebold, Cho Seung Hui, James Holmes, Adam Lanza. But do that many people remember the El Paso shooter, Sutherland Springs, the Maine shooter, even the Vegas shooter by name? I don’t really think so. It happened so much that it’s no longer a great way to be remembered. People will remember this guy for a long time.
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2024-25 MLB offseason thread
And there’s Cashman giving a big deal to Ellsbury after letting Cano walk again. Jesus fuck
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2024-25 MLB offseason thread
Soto was a great hitter but a complete liability in the field. Passan is right, the Mets paid $51 million a year for a guy that will be a DH most of that contract. I’d much rather spread that money to a bunch of complementary pieces as Dominguez blossoms into a star
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CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York
Well he’s definitely wrong about that. We have really profoundly stupid media and political representatives because the American people really are that stupid. It’s not the other way around
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CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York
His political beliefs are unknown but the shooter was from a very wealthy family and had several relatives in the Maryland Republican party. He also had JD Vance’s book on his goodreads list. This shit goes beyond politics. If an educated and by all accounts successful rich kid can lose his mind at the health insurance industry after a fucked up back surgery anyone can.
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CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York
You’d be ok with that. This is just a large part of the country’s version of that. I don’t get why that’s hard to understand for you.
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28 Years Later. Boyle. Garland. 2025
No idea if movie will be good but that’s the best trailer I’ve seen in a while
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2024 Texas High School Football
You serious Clark? It’s not the NFL
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2024 Texas High School Football
I still have Westlake winning this weekend. NS is not as good as last year and still has the same uncreative attack on offense. I have a hard time imagining that working on Westlake for 3 straight years. I do think Duncanville wins it all though.
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2024 Texas High School Football
Enrollment doesn’t tell the whole story at all. I’d be shocked if Westlake didn’t have the largest football program by number of players out of all 3 schools. Duncanville has a slight majority of Latino students while North Shore is over 70%. Devin Sanchez notwithstanding that’s a demographic that does not really come out for football at those schools.
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Trivia/History thread
Oddly calming recap video of a playoff game between Dallas Adams and Fort Worth Wyatt in 1972
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2024 Texas High School Football
What the hell is Canyon West Plains
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2024-25 MLB offseason thread
Lol at posting this like some kind of slight to yankee fans. Everything that guy said is completely valid. Soto is dead to us now.