Jump to content

Helobious

Legacy Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    12113

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Everything posted by Helobious

  1. Helobious
    Not even close. Pitching injuries were out of control well before the pitch clock.
  2. Helobious
    I can’t think of anything in this world I’m less interested in than Dune.
  3. Helobious
    Just from listening to how Spanish interpreters translate for some players, I wonder if Ohtani actually said that and the interpreter didn’t interject that himself. They’re PR people.
  4. Helobious
  5. Helobious
    Holy shit those guys sound like fucking losers
  6. Helobious
    Baltimore looks super excited to support their team full of young stars.
  7. Helobious
    Yeah he got me. What kind of person over the age of 10 still does April fools?
  8. Helobious
    Member when people thought they’d move to Vegas? I member. Will probably end up back in Oak for 2029.
  9. Helobious
    Scott’s brother Mike was the minor league coach that was killed by a line drive in a game like 15 years ago.
  10. Helobious
    Oh come on. Everyone here picked the Yankees to be bottom feeders this year and they’re off to one of the hottest starts in the league. Yet I’m supposedly the one that knows nothing about the game.
  11. Helobious
    All those Yankees under picks are looking pretty solid. 6-1 start to the year.
  12. Helobious
    Got skullfucked all tournament, but my NC pick was UConn vs Purdue, with UConn winning it all. So I at least nailed those parts
  13. Helobious
    CSB: I was 13 or 14 riding my bike, and see my hot neighbor and her parents driving down the street in my direction. When they’re like 20 feet away from me some Rottweiler mutt comes charging out from a house barking at me. I knew not to try and run so I stop my bike and just stand there. Dog runs up close, but then retreats. Girl’s parents stopped and asked if I was ok. I said yeah (hiding that I was petrified). Never felt like a bigger badass and couldn’t believe that I had an audience for it. In some alternate reality I like to think that event ended with her blowing me after. TLDR: delivery driver sounds like a pussy
  14. Helobious
    Is a no-hitter even a notable achievement anymore?
  15. Helobious
    Defensive masterclass from Arizona
  16. Helobious
    The rich get richer
  17. Helobious
    Best 4 game start to any Yankee season in my lifetime. Holy fuck we own the fucking Astros
  18. Helobious
    The Astros have 2 dads: Rangers & Yankees
  19. Helobious
    Yankees are 8-2 vs the Astros over their past 10 games. It’s turning into a master/gimp situation.
  20. Helobious
    You know you guys look washed. This is not even a full strength yankee team. You have all your regular bats and are just currently injury fucked on the starting pitching side.
  21. Helobious
    How many in a row is that vs the Astros? 5? Tide has clearly turned finally
  22. Helobious
    Pretty much everything you’d expect. I’m going to see it a couple more times
  23. Helobious
    See thread title
  24. Helobious
    Fucked in the mouth
  25. Helobious
    Hang the banner up then. Seriously this board’s lovefest with the O’s is hilarious to me. I’m going to take great joy in watching that “young, exciting core” live in 80-85 win purgatory until they can’t afford their stars anymore.

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...