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Hornbeliever

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  1. Yeah, I didn't even see her on bench. Hope not portal!
  2. Donde esta Parra?
  3. 1,x,2,x,x,x,x,x,x,xXxX X,x,x,x,x,x,x,x, X,x,x,x,x,x,x X,x,x
  4. Spot on. Mack was equal parts great recruiter, forward-thinker, and pussy. Hence why he had one of best teams of all-time and somehow only won two conference championships in his career.
  5. Kreuz at 26 and Truth at 45 are the two coordinates I needed to tell me that this list is dogshit. Take away nostalgia, Kreuz is at Rudy's level. Truth is at Justin Tucker consistency levels.
  6. I'm an eternal optimist so would like to say that I'm happy refs didn't lose this game for us, we did! Offensive conservatism and Card's inability to hit a deep pass did us in. The D is easy to blame but I'm more mad at O than D because we changed in the middle of game to what doesn't work. At least with D, we didn't change. We loved allowing 3.33 yards per play the whole game.
  7. Like Poona Ford and that defensive holding against OSU, Quinn will no doubt be called for "Offensive Tomfoolery" - 15 yards after getting sacked. Quinn should not have done that
  8. Lost my Naked Gun dvd and needed a laugh so I watched their recap of the game. I think A&M beat App St given their highlights. Ags were just too talented to lose a game like that, I guess.
  9. Yeah, I was sent to Mumbai for a month to work on helping close an LNG deal. Added bonus was that I hate Indian food besides naan. So after two weeks of the same restaurant, sheepishly walked into the Tex-Mex restaurant at the Oberoi hotel (best hotel in country). For a country that doesn't do beef well, imagine how they did beef fajitas. Terrible terrible stuff.
  10. I am amazed I did not know this was true. I thought the jizz jar was us just making up a ridiculous far-fetched story of what dorks like them could possibly do. Nope. Here is excerpt for those that just want the juice (figuratively). The problem with Bonfire is that it is red-ass (sometimes abbreviated as RA) culture run amok. The administration has never known quite what to do about it; it needs RA Aggies to uphold the school’s uniqueness and guard its traditions, but it doesn’t need drinking, hazing, racism, and strippers, and it has never figured out how to get one without the other. The redpot traditions exemplify RA culture. One is that no woman may set foot in a certain area of the stack site unless she has slept with a redpot; an Aggie who described herself as weighing 95 pounds wrote a letter to the student newspaper two years ago protesting that a redpot had shoved her when she breached the boundary to avoid a mud puddle. A wide-ranging witness statement given by a female member of the corps told how each group of redpots fills a jar with ejaculate and sets it atop the stack to burn. “The other education,” which works so well in service areas like student government, doesn’t always work so well with redpots. In 1993 a redpot was cited for bringing 53 beers to the stack site after midnight. Redpots had to know about the keg that the police found in 1996; their job is to know everything. Redpots knew that a stripper was going to be smuggled into the cut site in 1997 and didn’t stop it. Redpots exceeded the height limit for the 1999 Bonfire. This is not the leadership that the other education has in mind.
  11. Siap but did someone do a # of plays breakdown by player for the Alabama game?
  12. Impossible request but can yall stop posting more incrementally embarrassing aggie stuff for a day. I have to get back to being a father at some point and this shit makes me ignore my family and refresh to see what topped what in the last couple of hours.
  13. Not releasing a depth chart is ridiculous. Are 9.95ers now supposed to just make up stuff?
  14. This gif is legit art. No UT fan will blame the same player because there are so many interpretations as to who fucked up. I see a butterfly.
  15. I'm digging the fact that I can now hate on Sark if we win 8 games whereas just yesterday, I might have been happy with 8 wins. Hate. Hate. Hate
  16. After a string of around 100 delicious homemade oven-baked pizzas, I decided to buy an Ooni because grow the fuck up, that's why. I only made enough dough for two pizzas for my maiden voyage. Well, daughters had to eat sandwiches because pizzas sucked. Two rays of sunshine: (1) the very little that wasnt burnt or just f'ed up was delish and (2) my first pizza was an F while the second one came in at a solid D- so trendline is to the moon.
  17. I booked in March 2022 for a late June trip and tried many times to get Ahwahnee and failed. A friend who has stayed there various times said to call 10 days before and try to get a cancellation as she has had luck with that but that didn't work for us. Yosemite is amazing and wish we could go back soon. I recommend renting bikes and riding between hiking trails (easy ones from your olds comment). It's never that steep if that is a concern.
  18. Thanks anyways for helping this damsel in distress. If I ever brush up against a bulletin board genius again, I hope you come to my aid.
  19. I'm being pedantic and trader-like about the word risk so I'll just stop there. Card gives us higher probability of losing an increased number of games, yes. And as a result, I hope he is our backup QB and QE gets 1st team reps for both growth and programmatic perception purposes.
  20. Yes, you got the concept.
  21. Card is absolutely lower risk than Ewers. We know more how he will do and thus, lower risk. Low risk does not mean better, btw. Ewers could suck. He could be first pick of NFL draft. That is higher risk. And Sark will bet on that upside so let's get behind Quinn and stop the BS.
  22. Amazingly enough, stripes are thinning.
  23. Most of time, I'm with ya. But I remember Mack not playing freshmen versus OU until we were down by 50 because "Jim, these freshmen are throwing up in that tunnel from nerves."
  24. The price on a wheel of raclette cheese at the Bunker Hill HEB has doubled in the last 3 months. Ketch living in Spring Branch confirmed.
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