A couple weeks ago, I finally sold out of one of my bitcoins on coinbase for two reasons: (1) to lock in a certain positive return from my 2017 complete dumb gamble and (2) to see if me selling actually meant I would get that cash in my real world account.
I knew nothing about crypto in 2017 when I bought bitcoin and still know nothing about crypto but I do know that I like to make a small, stupid, high risk investment each year with a long holding period for said gamble. Even through all the ups and downs of this ridiculous investment, a piece of me always thought that when it was time to sell, coinbase would ask me for some password that I forgot to write down in some "wallet" or some other nerd term and I would get no money back.
Well, that almost happened. Took me two weeks to prove who I am after having to take a pic with my drivers license and then a week later with my passport and my cash was restricted the whole time. I had to write on sticky notes what they told me to write like I was a hostage with today's date and Russell Crowe was coming to save me. Finally, yesterday I ended up on a three hour chat with some Indian customer service agent and thanks to Shiva and Ganesh, he unblocked my cash and I was able to successfully transfer those funds from my fantasy account at coinbase to a real bank today.
Anyways, success. And let's keep taking bitcoin to the moon,whatever the fuck bitcoin is.