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    Colonoscopy

    Hornbeliever replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz

    I'm on deck and about to start the prep. They said to put Vaseline for protection from 'anorectal irritation.' So....do you put this on after each shitting session? Do you put a bit on toilet paper and spread it that way? These trying times are when not having any butt issues or need for Vaseline in my anorectal area to-date is costing me.
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    Houston BBQ

    Hornbeliever replied to mbtex's topic in Houston

    Been taking my kid to ninja warrior place near spring branch and seen Aunt Pookies BBQ many times. Anyone tried it? Better or worse than Rudy's?
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    Agree with Mack. I don't watch UT football for the wins but more to get to know the good kids and good families. I'm cheering only for them to become great accountants and teachers with their diplomas they are earning by playing a game. I miss Brett Robin on second Saturdays in October.
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    Interesting. We have a place too but been hesitant to plant a fruit tree the last few years because a plant store told me they would need lots of water first two years. Do you have irrigation system of some sort? Or do you let Mother nature mother nature and see what survives?
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    Went to Chris Stapleton. Amazing voice but felt short. Traffic in and out parking lot was terrible. I heard train was shitshow as well.
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    I read Elliot say this will be a limited schedule this year to ease us into the sport. Do all these matches count on our record forever or is this a true gap year where nothing officially counts?
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    Ok, headed there with 7 and 12 year old for 2 days (part of long road trip) and would appreciate advice. 1) Mt Pleasant or Charleston hotel? Don't need to be in cool mix since I have two heavy anchors in tow that prevent actual adult fun. 2) Already wrote down various restaurants to choose from out of this thread so appreciate it all. Any final comments on family friendly places? We go to bars and stuff with them...but tend to bail before cool people and/or crowd gets there. Can I go eat at like 5 p.m. at a place like Husk with them or is it too cool a spot?
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    I remember the 90s when I was young and all we did on 6th street was discuss yield to maturity rates on all our bonds.
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    I built a financial model for an LNG facility a Long, Long Time ago that, to be Frank (see what i did there), made me learn the deep underlying nature of a facility like that. At the time, you needed massive contracts with folks wiling to guarantee they would buy the LNG. No private company on earth could finance it without an offtaker or two that would guarantee a minimum revenue stream. Hence why there aren't more LNG facilities built even though the need was evident 20+ years ago.
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    TexMex

    Hornbeliever replied to Smax's topic in Houston

    I don't know if it's nostalgia but I have been to Laredo and been to many other places and no one is at Juan's level for breakfast tacos. The fact you said tons of others when l haven't found one shows our taste buds are not calibrated. We could never date.
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    TexMex

    Hornbeliever replied to Smax's topic in Houston

    Not to derail thread but why would she (1) sue and (2) get any money if she ran into you? Back into the rails...I miss Juan in a Million. Only Austin restaurant I miss or haven't found a superior replacement for in Houston.
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    Anyone tried Blind Goat on Long Point in da SB yet?
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    Brah, no corn pudding? Was there on Wed and still consistently great.
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    I bought a Polaris Rzr 170 for my then 4 and 10 year olds (its a side by side but basically a go kart). It is designed for that age and has been fantastic so far. Only drawback is I'm 6'0" and my knees hit the dash. If you are 6'1", now way you fit and thus would not be able to sit in there with them to teach them how to drive.
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    YOLO. Plant away as next 10 day forecast has little chance of freeze so I'm going to gamble.
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    Umm, with that kind of attitude, you can't bitch about the greatest offense we have and will ever see as Longhorn fans. What is wrong with you?
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    In my mid 20's, worked in Connecticut. Had to choose whether to mimize daily commute or fun-related commute. Chose to live in Manhattan, locking in one hour daily commute, because higher probability of consistently dipping my little peen into ladies. No ragrets.
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    Suggestions on best place to market a rental home in Austin (near Rollingwood)? Going to self-manage but wondering where people who have enough money to pay high rents but not enough money to own said home go looking for a rental nowadays. Last time I rented this house, I rented to a family with a Kindergartener who wanted A-rated Eanes schools and I said "how great would it be for them to stay here until she graduates"....and that little girl is now graduating so they are finally moving out in May. Let's run this no-churn bitch back.
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    Sides way more important than non-Trinity choice. I'd say weighted value should be 35% brisket 25% ribs 20% sausage 15% sides 3% dessert 2% non-trinity, I have high estrogen category so I order turkey at BBQ restaurant category
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    I hadn't even heard of Le Bureau so will have to watch a trailer or something. Lupin season 1 was ok but still battled through it and Season 2. Show could have been one season long and covered everything and would have been better, IMO.
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    Yeah, we will most definitely not dominate. However, I'd love to go 2X aggies each year at a minimum. But 2 times 0 is 0 so maybe 2x aggies PLUS be top 3 in conference championships or something like that.
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    But if you don't do the research, that means I'd have to and that's not what the internet is for. The internet is to take data from a complete stranger and use it like no truer words have ever been written.
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    Nice job. So how many conf championships did Florida win per year? We can assume we will be around that # given more competitive nature and FL will slide down a bit. Then aggies will slide down annual amount too...so what is that #? 18 divided by 10? Is that how long they've been dominating the SEC? So that 1.8 becomes 1.3 per year. Without knowing FL average, my gut guess is we overtake in 5 years.
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    I get such joy watching thieves get ass kicked. Maybe not killed but just a few broken bones.

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