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  1. Hornbeliever
    Hold on....your caloric maintenance is 3,500 calories? I don't log calories but that seems high, especially at that age. You must have an unreal metabolism or run a 10k while doing bicep curls every day.
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    The beauty of Ketch is that his unlikeability is like art in that there is no wrong opinion.
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    My back is related to my lack of core. From the 90s through 2015, I was more like a green avocado but in 2023, more like that samr avocado about 10 days later. Has the avocado grown in size? No. But was it firm when you bought in ten days ago and now super soft? Yes. Good idea on elliptical. I'll check out how much those cost and heck, maybe someone around here bought one during covid and now never uses it and I buy it at deep discount.
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    Chat GPT, please write a $9.95 article that I will still annoyingly enjoy. Optimistic tone and add "I'm told"
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    Ha, that was his name! I had forgotten. Well, his wife was not his favorite stripper from summer 2000 to summer 2001, I can tell you that. Homey gave lots of cash to my neighbor. She would have thousands of dollars on her countertop and would never lock her door. I was in awe of her innocence (at least she had one type of sweet innocence)
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    I used Round Top Bank when I bought our little ranchito and it went smooth as silk. Plus lower interest rates than big, new yark city banks.
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    See....luck. I left Aug 2001 so my laptop and (first ever) cell phone were handed over to HR and not the FBI. Enron Bandwidth and the Blockbuster/Enron deal were actually both ahead of their time in theory but goes to show you that great ideas need a semblance of ramp up time and can't be priced into the stock value right away. They were trying to monetize ideas that would take a decade to turn a huge profit. Little known nugget....I was banging a smokeshow of a stripper for a year there (again...luck, she was my neighbor) and her best client was the Bandwidth CEO. And she would always hand me the business cards of all these enron dorks that paid a lot to see those taddies. Please don't tell me what else she did with them.
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    Yeah, I was an Enron trader and had those discounted options for all my bonuses. Always chose cash money and never took the option (not out of wisdom but immaturity) and came out clean as a whistle from that debacle. That scenario repeating is very rare but it warped my mind and have never taken said phantom stock option program when offered. Though I did regret it once about a decade ago. So what am I saying? It's all luck so do what you want with knowledge you are putting all eggs in one basket.
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    Completely agree. Also, let us know if you are straight, proudly gay, or the kind of gay that has to fast forward 3 seconds of a gay scene because deep down you realize you might catch it if you are exposed.
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    Thanks. I will try a walk routine and see if that fixes my nipple problem im starting to notice. See, I still fit in same pants I did 20 years ago so thats nice. However, my nipples used to be able to look you straight in the eyes and woo you but now they look more at your ears.
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    I was single until 40 and worked out all the time, never having a lazy week in my life but never watching what i ate while consuming probably 25-30 drinks/week for 24 years in a row. But when I finally got hitched, I realized my entire motivation for keeping a decent body was for vanity to get some. Now in monogamy, I find it hard to motivate. Luckily, I've only gained 8 lbs in 7 years while continuing to eat like a 20 year old but my body just isn't same. This thread of 92% bitches makes me more motivated than others just from relatability since I'm at 188 at 6'0". My question.....a few have mentioned walking. Does that really work? I feel like my back would prevent me from doing Insanity and running and other stuff from the past. I do like yoga but haven't done it in forever because I have a hernia.
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    The episode was fantastic and thanks for music.
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    For the last four years, we've built the exact same two buildings in the same city with each building costing $15 million 4 years ago....so no design or location variances apply in my personal inflation experiment. Each year, we've seen ridiculously large jumps in either labor or materials (or both). This is year 5 and for first time, we are seeing certain areas staying flat with little danger of inventory shortages. I deeply apologize for this very political message. I'll take it to CR next time.
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    What city and what provider, if I may. I have never switched myself and believe going to pop my cherry soon.
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    Correct me if I'm wrong but between his Souther Miss and Memphis stops, Mack learned how to be a big gaping pussy.
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    @huge mind sharing 3rd party service? We are starting to plan a mid June WDW and robot trip. Thanks
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    Except if Worthy becomes top ranked portal Wr. Then we would prefer the 17th rated WR (until October).
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    How is what he wrote any different than the real $9.95 word salad? Either way, it is crystal clear what CTC is trying to hint at.
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    Excuse my ignorance to non-men's sports....but have aggies won any conference championships in women's sports since joining SEC? I know they are laughably absent in the big three men's sports but wondering how pathetic they've been on the female side.
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    I once had to study data and issues leading up to the Challenger launch and I feel like we can say similar story happening in college station. Lots and lots of data (win ratio, transfers, recruiting rankings, media narrative, # of non-head coach arrests, fan attendance, # of negative posts on texags, etc etc) all point in one direction but F it, let's launch this shit because data doesn't tell while story. #beatbamalastyearandalmostbeatthemthisyear
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    the Posters here are like sports commentators.....we hate them all until they are gone. You will be missed when you die @closetojumping
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    Was the Neb-Wis game on ESPN or espn2?
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    I love dutch1999 just re-upping his terrible take where he is trying his darn hardest to not say certain words. It must bother him to not be able to write what he wants.
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    Most of my bbq consumption is Truth but I hit up Pinkertons, Feges, and Rudy's out of convenience sometimes. Today, had to be near 290 and beltway so went to Rudy's. Credit where credit is due as I expected a normal 7 out of 10 type meal. They went Rice vs UT in 1994 and it was a 9 today. Guess someone bought a better side of beef or added more wood on accident or something cuz shit was tasty.
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    1) Chocolate chip cookies 2) Oatmeal chocolate chip 3) Brown butter cookies

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