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Pimp my ride Ukrainian edition. Just needs a backseat Bert for maximum trolling. They see me riding dirty...

Fucking amazing that this guy survived.

Invasion of parachuting Asian spiders? Fine, nothing to worry about. If one lands in my backyard I will just adopt him and call him Rarry.

It's like being at the pool hall. "Tank in the corner pocket." Slava Ukraine!

Question is how many different people are involved in the launch process? If Putin gives the order is there a chance that the subordinates refuse?

So any credible theories on how the current launch procedures work? How long is the chain of command? Dead hand automation? Any potential communication issues with sub launches? Its clear that there enough nukes to blow us to hell, just trying to figure out possible interruption points if we do get into a hot war or if Putin continues to double down.

Not a bad idea think I'll blast some Skynard before the nukes hit...

Any estimate on ACV of all of this equipment destroyed? Would love to understand how much this war has cost them so far and also curious how much more this can cost them as this continues to stretch out. There has already been so much material losses on the Russian side that we may see diminishing returns with a protracted war posture.

Fuck buying at retail prices...I'm just going to hire a couple of Ukrainian farmers to haul those bad boys off.

Well I feel better that they have Dave Attel on the scene. Crack a few jokes, lighten the mood and maybe we can get some tight sphincter mutha fuckers to relax enough to score a deal.

Should score some of those free Russian passports being tossed around in the Donbas and declare themselves as the new Russian liberation air force.

Sucks being on the other end of a proxy war, right Vlad? Motherfucking nuclear karma right there bitch!

Let me know when get down to DEFCON FAFO.

Exactly. Sounds like he would be pissing in his own cereal. So what is the yield on these tact nukes and how would he use them in Ukraine?

So how would tactical nukes be used? Is Putin threatening to flatten Kyiv? Wouldn't there still be massive radiation risk especially right next to the river?

So I hate linking to Rus propaganda sites but here is Putin's response about nuclear escalation from an interview a few years ago. I know there is some gamesmanship here but it's still a bit chilling to listen to. Hope we have a hotline to some of his subordinates making it clear we only want Putin. He may be crazy and delusional to go nuclear but the guys turning the keys are not and that they outta know that they and the rest of Russia are going to get wrecked. Don't destroy everything because of one psycho.

Hope this true. Can anyone explain what this means operationally? What's the range? Can they target convoys? Does it lock down air superiority in Ukraine? Honestly I don't know much about air support and the various capabilities.

Yeah there is probably some schmuck tasked with buying Putin the victory gift basket and is now trying to figure out how to squeeze a grenade in old Vladdy's favorite dildo.

Citizens just walking behind tanks telling them to go home. I swear if the Ukrainian version of the Gap Kid shows up I'm going to get misty eyed.

Oh yes, if everything comes up aces then having both Putin and Lukashenko deposed would be ideal. Just trying to figure out how we get there especially if the fighting turns into a stalemate. Are there any official defense treaties between Russia and Belarus? Obviously Putin would see it as a provocation but if he's fighting to keep himself alive then he very easily could let Lukashenko drown in his own filth. Not sure how the rest of Russian leadership is aligned with Belarus but they have to be aware that new management is around the corner and staying on the wrong side of Western sanctions doesn't lead to much. Per the Budapest memorandum USA and UK are supposed to respect Belarus borders and sovereignty. But Russia has already broken that and not to say that 2 wrongs make a right but if there is the claim that Tsikhanouskaya is rightful elected leader then that may be the acceptable CB for action. Or possibly Poland may want to kick it off as a solo job but backed by NATO intel. It's all a Mexican standoff right now and would be a simple call if we didn't have itchy finger Vlad on the other end. Figuring out his exit strategy is paramount at this time. Would love for Vladdy to find some inspiration from this:

Any more updates about Belarus? There were some videos about police crackdowns. I just wonder as this resistance fervor spreads across Europe that the Belarusians make a move. Not sure how many Russian troops are still staged there but it would be nice to eliminate another page from Putin's playbook.

Filthy rich Russians crying about getting their Italia villas repossessed. Hope it's true and maybe we can invite Zelensky over to have a big kegger.

So annex eastern Ukraine, decimate the western cities but leave it independent with puppet govt behind? So he fulfills the liberation of the Russian side, connects to Crimea and leaves the western side in shambles as a sign for anyone else impudent enough to ignore his next demands.

So what happens on Monday: 1) Putin reaches main goals: seizes Kyiv, kills or captures Zelensky. What does he do? 2) Kyiv falls but Zelensky is still free and resistance continues. What does Putin do? 3) Kyiv holds and turns into a bigger embarrassment. What next? Holding out for the next 48 hours could really be big to deflate the rest of the Putin's reputation. I'm just trying to think of the end goal/exit strategy for him at this point.