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So with the announcement from Putin I have decided to write my own strongly worded reply, inspired by some mighty fine Ukrainian ancestors, the Zaporozhian cossacks. O Tsar, Russian devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. The devil sharts and your cybertrolls eats. Thou shall not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Ukrainian sons. We fear not your army: by land, by sea, and by internet we will battle your bullshit. Fuck thy mother. We recognize that thy micro-aggressions are just further confirmation of thy micro-penis. We also recognize that Russia is full of hot women in a limp dick pond. Therewith, as of the moment thou step on our sacred soil, then we too shall ratify a treaty recognizing the liberation of all hot Russian women from your cowardly cockless frozen tundra. We will lay our own pipeline of rockhard Ukrainian cock straight to Moscow. Thou small dicked fucktard, licker of Stalin's ballsack, fister of fat babushkas, face like a used dildo, chin coated with Siberian skeet, red starfish of Soviet propaganda, stroker of Xi Jinping's cock. No matter the date, no matter the hour: go to hell and fuck your south St. Petersberg mother! --SurlyHorns, proud sponsor of Ukrainian independence @RamjetFDO If you want to add to the fun then please add your Surliness to the original depiction from Repin. I'm thinking a rocket launched Derka might be appropriate.

Goddamit late night intertrons

Any moment now

Well that's shitty, I was thinking one of the big perks would be living a million miles away from Gomerville. You might be cursed...did you happen to build your cabin on an old Indian burial ground?

Sticking a rose between your butt cheeks still doesn't really help out with the outhouse situation. What's the closest agtard to your location?

Goddamn this is what my sports soul needs so bad.

Suck it Bellichek!

It's contagious!!

Zeke not looking too slow there. Ballgame!

Zeke with the nice chunky Deion dance.

Fuck you Eagles!!

Ozzy Man voiceover

Video with multiple calls including a nice fans view one.

I found this on the internet and the internet is never wrong.

Congrats on the card but I'm not sure the Bevo in blackface is going to go over so well at some establishments.

20 mins later....

I'd still grab a pie from there if they were open. Regular food was pretty meh but they had the best chocolate cream pie. Nothing fancy, just a regular crust (but not like the waxy pre-made crap that a bunch of places use), chilled chocolate cream, and a light top of whipped cream (never liked the towering meringue style) with some small chocolate shavings to give it a little extra chocolaty goodness.

Goddammit Brisket! I thought something happened out that way. My dad grew up there and I'd go visit a couple of weeks every summer as a kid. Been ages since I've been out that there but only have fond memories of being spoiled out there. Back when my Pepa could slip me a dollar and I could buy a Coke, a candy bar, and a comic book down at the Piggly Wiggly.

AHBK1H?

So are we doing squares? Reentry bingo? Not to be confused with a NowThis favorite game rearentry bingo.

Just got my Windows update. Obligatory 15 min wait for system reboot. We will see what other system issues pop up over the weekend. Last time wasn't bad at all, just a little tired the first day but nothing that a good cheeseburger, fries and a nap didn't fix. Looking forward to get that peace of mind so I can visit a few friends in Austin for Memorial Day.