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  1. dimyh

    Last of Us II

    Cool, I'm not watching any more vids as I'm already past hyped. Part of the joy of the first game was that I didn't really know much going into the game beside it was some type of zombie survival. It gave me a chance to be sucked into the story without any expectations or preconceived notions. I can't replicate that going into the new game but I'm going to do my best to avoid spoilers rest of the way.
  2. T&P for you Slorch and your family. I've been lucky so far but would dread having to deal with that disease.
  3. Damn. One of my favorite profs during my 90s tour of duty. He just came across as such a genuine Texan, with the passion and love for the stories in the American southwest. He was intelligent and insightful without being pretentious or stuffy. First time he discussed our first paper assignment in class, explaining what needed to be covered and he closed with a final reminder, "and don't load up on the bullshit." You will be missed Don.
  4. You need hide out, wait for them to show up, and let them get comfortable. Let them splash around a bit, soaking up the water and the satisfaction that they are punking you once again.Then slowly walk in, close the gate behind you and snap in place a new lock. Turn to face them and say this "Y'all are good at breaking in. Now let's see how good you are in breaking out." Slowly pull out your machete. "Who wants to be first to swim in their own blood?"
  5. Damn right. I couldn't get a Whataburger yesterday.
  6. Great news, looks like all the Boys are getting back to form. Frederick is back to controlling things in the middle, Zeke is back to pending disciplinary results, and Dak is lobbing ducks downfield.
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    Bathe In My Milk

    What if I brought my own sponge?
  8. Cool, had no idea they had made a sequel to Maximum Overdrive.
  9. Finally got my Denton Co info -- land flat, improvements up 13.76%. Any tips for the people protesting?
  10. In Georgetown right now after driving down from DFW and it has been raining nonstop. No hail though. Hope nobody is going north to Dallas. Already passed 3 wrecks and it's backed up. Time to head on over to Marble Falls. I'll keep track of the body count. Bodies in trees = 0 Assholes driving without lights on = 5
  11. 40 subscriptions to Vibe is all I ever need
  12. I should be donating to the local orphanage but you dumbasses will have to do. Enjoy my cash.
  13. I wish this happened back in my day as one of the rec staff that checked IDs at the courts. Would be glorious to see this in person. 8 guys pull up for an early morning doubles match. Sweatpants on, tennis bags on shoulders, just milling around trying to look inconspicuous in the lobby. Idle chit-chat like a bad ideas jeans skit until Centers strolls in and then all hell breaks loose. Flipping over logos on their jackets that say FBI, yanking shotguns out of the bags and slamming coach on the ground. Then probably Tommy Lee Jones walks in with an egg mc muffin and explains how they tracked him down. And then I would kick everyone out because courts are reserved for students and faculty only.
  14. I'm going to need some more skooma before this is really going to work.
  15. How murderous am I? sock sandal sock sandal jort jersey #offseasoninsanity
  16. If it's going to be on national tv then I expect it to be about finding a stranger in the Alps.
  17. Wait you had an event and you didn't invite us? What the hell old man!!! That's not how it works around here. Get to feeling better and maybe...maybe...we will drop off a Luann special for you and a vintage copy of Big 'Uns from 88.
  18. Obviously radioactive. Half-life math.
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