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  1. former alkie
    Pure greatness!!
  2. former alkie
    Yea.....the no underwear route does require a little pocket-pool, especially when one has the low-dangling ball(s) syndrome
  3. former alkie
    I’ve never really understood the purpose of underwear. So, I just unzip, whip it out, pee, shake it a couple times to avoid drippage(sp), zip back up, and split the scene.
  4. former alkie
    Damn.. your company is still on AIM? I’m too dumb to know what AIM is. All I know is, we can IM each other, instead of email, if we choose.
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    When someone IM’s me, asking me to call them. I ignore them, unless it my boss’s boss, of their boss.
  7. former alkie
    Time travel is bullshit. In reality, one can study and learn from the past, one can think about and somewhat plan on the future. The present is just the present, man. As for movies, I’ll take my kids to see all those stupid action, sci-fi, type shows.......but sometimes I force them to watch more realistic dramas, and documentaries.
  8. former alkie
    Finally got around to watching Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind. Movie sucked.....or perhaps I just lack the intelligence to understand, such a complex masterpiece. I should have just dusted my baseboards.
  9. former alkie
    I ran into a lot of these same fucking glitches today.....seems to happen about once a week. And yes, you’re really double fucked if you’re watching something you’ve recorded. I’ve been Directv customer for maybe 20+ years, but I’m about at the threshold of changing. Unfortunately, I’m stupid, so I’ll have to have my teenage kids educate me on my options. Damn
  10. former alkie
    Tiger Woods does little to nothing to help inspire the US team. One would expect more from a seasoned vet. He carries himself around the course, like he just got out of chemo.
  11. former alkie
    Texas just sucks.....across the board. It’s just that simple.
  12. former alkie
    Purely great story, to end a miserable football day!! 😆
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    Apathy

    former alkie replied to Tailleur17's topic in Football

    I love this thread!! After Maryland game, I started to worry if maybe my apathy could be due to me being an old, being a Horn and Cowboy fan, plus years of losing and disappointment. But after my gut laughs from some of these posts, I see that others suffer too.....makes me feel better about my own sports misery. 😎
  14. former alkie
    This is true.....for all of us who are both Cowboy AND Horn fans
  15. former alkie
    Cardinal McCarrick is looking for a job, so there’s that. I’m sure Cardinal Wuerl is soon to follow, so there’s that, too.
  16. former alkie
    It would take an outright dumbass to lay a dime on this comatose team. I’d suggest giving your piss-away money to the homeless, and score points with the Jesus, instead of pissing it away on these dills.
  17. former alkie
    A decade of this. I’m a pessimistic fan anyway, so at least I’m always prepared to be disappointed. 4 decades ago, I woke up on Saturdays, excited about the game, and ready to brag to my friends all week. Now, I’m just glad that that most of my employees are female, so I can silently hide my shame.
  18. former alkie
    Leinart and Wannatedt ripping on Texas, and making very valid points. Jesus
  19. former alkie
    If Texas were playing Florida Atlantic, or Southern, it’d still be a tight game. OU and TCU will wipe their ass with UT
  20. former alkie
    My kids made me take them to Slenderman. They liked it.....I thought it was worthless.
  21. former alkie
    Christopher Walken - Frank White Reservoir Dogs entire cast
  22. former alkie
    Downs Beavis Psycho & Geddy
  23. former alkie
    Vocalists - Geddy Lee - Dave Gahan - Michael Stipe - Liam Gallagher - Seal I’m well prepared for the forthcoming ass whipping, even though OP said there are no wrong answers
  24. former alkie
    Cool, and you’re exactly right. In 1980 or 1981, 3 TCU/Tanglewood kids got in trouble (firearms in lockers, planned to poison school via a/c system).....Legion of Doom was 3 years after I graduated. But pretty much, everyone got along. Wish my kids had gone to Paschal, but since it’s 2 daughters, I took the easy way and moved to Aledo
  25. former alkie
    Man, I couldn’t possibly have said it any better. The mumbling is particularly maddening...Jesus

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