Everything posted by Jkwellborn
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
I thought Sark didn’t let people come back after they hit the portal?
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Jordan Shipley - Texas Athletics Hall of Honor
I had a buddy that got burned really badly in a steam blowdown. It took him a really long time before he was at his new normal. Hope it’s not as bad for Shipley.
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
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Parker Livingstone
You talking prime Lynda Carter? Cause bra fucking o sir.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
We have it on good authority that the team is setting him up to fail, most likely because he is a young man of color.
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2026 Surly 10,000 Pushup Challenge
I’m out on pull-ups for a bit. Pulled something in my left forearm trying to do them yesterday. It’s still sore.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
So Klein ruined the end of their season? Well, that’s a take.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Why are they signing a deep snapper? Texas won’t be punting next season.
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Parker Livingstone
Don’t some schools allow the players to still have access if they are in the portal? I wanna say I read that somewhere.
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Parker Livingstone
Didn’t Sark let someone go in the portal and come back a year or so ago? Am I imagining that? I know a couple of guys have said they were going to portal but weren’t actually in it.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
So what happens to kids that enter the portal and don’t find a team?
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
That one chick looked like she was trying to rub her clit at the same time.
- Texas Roster 2026
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Parker Livingstone
Clark was completely different in the bowl game. Roberson knocked himself out laying the wood.
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Parker Livingstone
Prince Charming.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
I’d like tot think that was what arch was talking about when he said I just don’t give a fuck. He’s gonna run and make the offense go, in spite of Sark. Or maybe he fucked his roommates girlfriend. Or ruined his bathrobe. Who knows
- 2026 Sugar Bowl - Georgia vs. Ole Miss
- 2026 Sugar Bowl - Georgia vs. Ole Miss
- 2026 Sugar Bowl - Georgia vs. Ole Miss
- 2026 Sugar Bowl - Georgia vs. Ole Miss
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2026 Surly 10,000 Pushup Challenge
Got my pushups and walking in. Fuck pull-ups. I don’t have one of those assistance straps. Might just have to try some type of negative resistance until I can actually do one.
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Does that dumbass announcer know what happens when you pop the clutch?
- 2025 Cotton Bowl - Ohio State vs. Miami