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  1. Jkwellborn
    Will a doctor of neighborhood be sufficient?
  2. Jkwellborn
    God forbid the other team gets the ball off on one. It’s practically impossible to stop some games.
  3. Jkwellborn
    Can’t take credit for it though. I heard a comedian say something like that once.
  4. Jkwellborn
    Jeez introducing dime. That shit has been around since ncaa 1999.
  5. Jkwellborn
    Is Monopoly Money ok?
  6. Jkwellborn
    Full power and it barely goes in the end zone. Also, it’s Stone to start.
  7. Jkwellborn
    At a minimum, get nudes from them and post here.
  8. Jkwellborn
    Dang sure looks like a create a player.
  9. Jkwellborn
    I thought they took them out. I haven’t seen one in a while and I’ve straight up waylaid the kicker on xp. Yeah most of my wins have come from people quitting. I guess when they don’t get lucky with their bs they leave.
  10. Jkwellborn
    That’s the point of a blowjob isn’t it?
  11. Jkwellborn
    What did he get fired for anyway?
  12. Jkwellborn
    Man, I learned that in fucking elementary.
  13. Jkwellborn
    Dude the other day was talking to his sister about fucking people. Said it was just sex. I’ll run every inch of this dick in every hole she got, then go do the same thing to her friend. I died laughing when he said that.
  14. Jkwellborn
    I played some jackass with ESPN blaring. Such a fucking beating. I like to just shoot the shit with who I’m playing.
  15. Jkwellborn
    Ben Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo.
  16. Jkwellborn
    Whenever I’ve played and Baxter is subbed out, Blue comes in. After him, I’m pretty sure it’s Wisner. It’s #26 anyway.
  17. Jkwellborn
    Who dis? https://www.facebook.com/share/r/LETQTZdxRZU69Biu/?mibextid=UalRPS
  18. Jkwellborn
    Don’t use him. It only takes a few touches in a row and he starts getting pulled every so often. Nothing more aggravating than calling an inside run and seeing Blue in there.
  19. Jkwellborn
    It’s fucking terrible. I can’t find shit.
  20. Jkwellborn
    You should commission some custom built furniture from some of the surly woodworkers.
  21. Jkwellborn
    You mean, like carnivals and stuff?
  22. Jkwellborn
    Like, was that Copenhagen in his lip? Like, was that Copenhagen in his lip?
  23. Jkwellborn
    Did Sapp have a dip in?
  24. Jkwellborn
    To be fair, he probably wasn’t sure what it meant at first.
  25. Jkwellborn
    He will take a year or two off for some made up bs, then go back to the studio.

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