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Jkwellborn

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  1. Where you been? Haven’t posted in this thread since the end of the season, now that Quinn has some positive press, you’re back like a herpes breakout?
  2. A guy I went to school with talked to him while he was up there. Or someone that claimed it was him. The guy I know was an aggy so he probably came in his chickens ass.
  3. Pretty sure his dad was working at the Toyota in Longview or Tyler not long after hate crime got started.
  4. Find one of your employees that fucking around on their spouse. Ask them. Profit.
  5. too broke to leave? You know she does anal.
  6. I grew up working in attics and under houses doing electrical and stuff. Only been remotely claustrophobic once in my life. I was momentarily stuck under a house. Crawled over some old rock/concrete and got hung up. Nearly had a panic attack. Managed to exhale enough to squirm out. For those of you that don’t like small spaces or being confined, you ever let a chick handcuff you to the bed? I mean, it’s open. Like the aforementioned sex dungeon.
  7. I was flirting with the nurse during my first one. Was getting checked for seizure stuff.
  8. He’s probably never had any. Unless you count South Austin’s mom.
  9. It surprised me. To be honest, I’m a little surprised he weighed 215.
  10. I think ‘I loved her first’ is the most played first dance song. I’m not trying to hear that.
  11. I’d bet this is the true cause. Everyone is gonna be hyped to see him.
  12. There’s no reason for a pocket passing qb to run the 40. Other than conversation.
  13. That’s called a lap.
  14. I mean, Bledsoe did start after that.
  15. Didn’t Quinn have nearly 20 turnovers this past season? Sounds like he may have had issues as well.
  16. Could you imagine Quinn doing the herpa derpa against aggy this season? It would have been great.
  17. Well, they won every game the backups started.
  18. I must have missed that I think.
  19. I think I had that Maxim issue.
  20. Had 3 guys in position to win it.
  21. That’s because TxTow isn’t allowed here anymore.
  22. Like others, Eurotrip made me a fan.
  23. Easy Chaz Micheal Micheals.
  24. The game passed him by before Cedric left.
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