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Jkwellborn

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  1. This fuckstick has been hard at work in his momma's basement for 36 hours churning out this masterpiece. You know, that would have been more believable if he said he was a veterinarian.
  2. His brothers stupidity will cost him money in the future. Moms gonna have to start an only fans or something after football is over.
  3. In the first half, it looked like they had money on bama with all the drops.
  4. You think the sec schedule prepared aggy?
  5. How so? Come on man. You know the line last year was better than this season. It was infinitely better in pass pro. I mean, pretty much the entire line is on an NFL roster. Plus they were extremely experienced.
  6. Dude hit him standing up. Shouldn’t have even been a flag. Refs are trying to fuck Auburn. The WRs for Auburn need to be investigated for point shaving during the first half.
  7. I wouldn’t bet on that. There was a lot of talk about how shitty their schedule actually was. It’s gained some traction, but it may not cause them to drop that far.
  8. How is that not a flag on Sayin for all the bobbing and foot shit?
  9. Jkwellborn replied to UTexasFight's topic in Football
    When Sorrell left, I was really concerned that no one would fill his shoes, because he was really good all around. Burke did that and more. He was a great player this season. He was good last year, but this season it was on another level.
  10. I’ve never seen a DPI where the DB falls and WR trips over him and draws a flag when the pass is that far away.
  11. We only get a very finite number of football games to watch every year. You want to skip one because of feelings? Fuck that.
  12. Jammer was talking some shit to slo Neal. I think he said something to this guy too.
  13. Arch probably would have been invited to NY if he started all season last year.
  14. Michigan got fucked on the td review. That was a fumble. But I’m sure Michigan will go ahead and screw Texas.
  15. Yall mother fuckers out here crossing the streams and shit. Was that every time he beat ou?
  16. Was that the second block fg Burke’s had this season?
  17. The facemask was unfortunate. He had his jersey and his hand slipped to his chin. Simmons and Wingo got mugged all night. What was the last flag on Simmons for? Did he throw a punch at someone after a pick?
  18. Man, eventually you get so fat the skin gets tight, right? I bet Elko looks like King Hippo without his shirt.
  19. He would have gone in the first round last season, he would have gone in the first round this year.
  20. They’re gonna fuck sheep either way.
  21. He made himself some money this season.
  22. We all are. Just for different reasons.
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