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Earl Haffler

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  1. I'm splitting hairs here, but I prefer Alyssa Lang.
  2. It's more expensive to maintain extra wide handicapped seats for our old, fat, crippled alums.
  3. Now, don't you be sassin' me, boy.
  4. I need some fresh cash, for re-shoots. I got a lot on my plate. I need some gas to keep things cookin'.
  5. So, regarding great guitarists, on "Beat It", you have two: Steve Lukather and EVH. I will submit as great and unexpected as EVH's solo on the song, Lukather's playing is what makes the song. His repeated riff is about as much in the groove as any guitar I've heard on any song. The door knock in the background implying EVH wants in is magic, though.
  6. S - l - u - t She may be a slut but she looks good to me S - l - u - t She may be a slut but she looks good to me
  7. Happy wife --> Happy life --> winning football games.
  8. That sounds more like a schlongoma.
  9. RIP Mr.Wint https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/bruce-glover-dead-diamonds-are-forever-1236175593/
  10. I, my Self, wouldn't know who he is talking about.
  11. Will Wade if you saw him after the Clempson game celebrating with the McNeese fans.
  12. Well, at least I'm not some 45 year basement dweller suckling off the government tit with SSD or some similar government program.
  13. In all seriousness...
  14. This woman is on the way to El Salvador.
  15. Fuck the french. They have been worthless since 1986 when they didn't let our F-111s fly over their territory on the way to bomb Libya. https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1901696306122498186
  16. Sometimes those boys need to be reminded whose bitch they are.
  17. Just some BDSM breath play. Nothing to see here.
  18. Look into Mark Byington. He is doing magic at Vanderbilt.
  19. yeah, shellshock is one word.
  20. I'd rub the razor right off her back.
  21. in other news, vandy beat the groids by 2.
  22. obligatory ear worm.
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