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Earl Haffler

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  1. Earl Haffler replied to mdmost's topic in Music
    Sail on, Sailor.
  2. That's a big one.
  3. Watchin TV with the sound turned off I got water in my pipe I can't afford to call Poised and Ready Got my Crack Pipe Loaded Gotta use matches cause my lighter exploded
  4. Not exactly a magazine, but def a broadcast to keep an eye on. https://www.theleonardslosers.com/
  5. She got some guns, fo sho.
  6. I'm splitting hairs here, but I prefer Alyssa Lang.
  7. It's more expensive to maintain extra wide handicapped seats for our old, fat, crippled alums.
  8. Now, don't you be sassin' me, boy.
  9. I need some fresh cash, for re-shoots. I got a lot on my plate. I need some gas to keep things cookin'.
  10. So, regarding great guitarists, on "Beat It", you have two: Steve Lukather and EVH. I will submit as great and unexpected as EVH's solo on the song, Lukather's playing is what makes the song. His repeated riff is about as much in the groove as any guitar I've heard on any song. The door knock in the background implying EVH wants in is magic, though.
  11. S - l - u - t She may be a slut but she looks good to me S - l - u - t She may be a slut but she looks good to me
  12. Happy wife --> Happy life --> winning football games.
  13. That sounds more like a schlongoma.
  14. RIP Mr.Wint https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/bruce-glover-dead-diamonds-are-forever-1236175593/
  15. I, my Self, wouldn't know who he is talking about.
  16. Will Wade if you saw him after the Clempson game celebrating with the McNeese fans.
  17. Well, at least I'm not some 45 year basement dweller suckling off the government tit with SSD or some similar government program.
  18. In all seriousness...
  19. This woman is on the way to El Salvador.
  20. I think she's Billy Lucci's wifey.
  21. Fuck the french. They have been worthless since 1986 when they didn't let our F-111s fly over their territory on the way to bomb Libya. https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1901696306122498186
  22. Sometimes those boys need to be reminded whose bitch they are.
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