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    Actually, it's a tracker combined with Vitamin D, ivermectin, hydroxycloroquine, and a psychoactive substance that causes people to follow subliminal messages that are broadcast on 5G networks by the Illuminati lizard pedophile people. All in an easy to swallow horse pill with a specially patented formula for maximum insurance billing opportunities.
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    All the things you cited played a factor, but you also have to look at the things that Sark delivered on even when things were going bad. Even with the injuries and the problems with the O-Line and Defense, we still managed to put up numbers at QB, WR, and RB.
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    The theory I heard is that Angilau is our best lineman so they're hoping he can help Jones with his assignments. Same for Kerstetter with Imade.
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    Agreed. I don't get why far left and middle right are getting so many passes, they're the two biggest freaks in the bunch.
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    Fanatic Perspective gave a good explanation for the 99 yard drive. Our defense was gassed after the first few plays of that drive. TCU went hurry-up and made no substitutions, and Sark bet on his team to keep the ball in-bounds and play the clock rather than burn a time out and make substitutions. In the end, we were able to make some first downs after the touchdown and the gamble of living with a time-consuming 99 yard drive worked. Winning ugly beats a close loss any day.
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    So, what you're saying is we should start her at left tackle?
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    The way the math and probabilities work, the larger the percentage of a population that is vaxed, the higher the percentage of hospitalized patients that are vaxed. I live in Victoria, and the health authority here indicated that 98 percent of the people admitted to our two hospitals are unvaccinated. This is because Victoria is lagging behind the state, that is lagging behind the country, that is lagging behind Europe. Isreal has the highest percentage of vaxed hospitalizations simply because they lead the world in vaccinations.
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    Clear piss or dark piss? YOU'RE A BAD GUY
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    I liken it to Major Applewhite and Chris Simms. Even their numbers are the same.
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    So, basically, UT is in an abusive relationship with 8 deadbeats. Sounds about right. The only great thing about being cast as the villain is you're not responsible for the suffering of others when you leave.
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    It's like they've never met a Vandy grad. Vanderbilt alums look down at SMU and Baylor alums like they dropped out of Prairie View. The only non-Ivy alums I've met that are worse are Rice grads.
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    It's probably nothing, but WTF else do we have to gossip about.
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    That's completely possible, but no fun to speculate about.
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    Depends on how you look at it. What you're telling me is that Texas is doing everything it can to keep him here and make it look like he's QB1. You're also telling me he could still insta-transfer without graduating and that his ability to graduate by the summer was a known situation forever. Basically, this was foreseeable and meaningless. But my perspective is that if you don't have to graduate to transfer, why graduate? It's like packing a suitcase. It doesn't mean you're leaving, and you could always leave without the suitcase, but it sure makes it hard to argue you don't want to leave.
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    Grad transfers don't have to apply for the COVID exemption, though. It's an interesting choice for a backup who wants to be the starter, that's all.
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    It definitely puts the writing on the wall if he's leapfrogged by Card.
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    This is highly interesting...
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    Based on all accounts, including someone I know who has met CDC a couple of times, CDC is the ultimate people person. We haven't had someone like him in the program since Mack Brown. I think part of CDC's relationship with FCB is keeping an enemy close. But the other part of it is CDC probably thinks he can run FCB, so long as nobody else feeds him anything. The staff is all pros from top to bottom, so Chip Brown is literally fucked. He has to be a good boy or he's toast.
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    Pretty sure that's a Submariner. The bezel insert is in minutes, not 24 hours.
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    They've announced that teams will be picked and that it will be normal football scoring (team vs. team). No live kicking, just offense vs. defense.
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    Death by bufu, one would hope.
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    I'm sure the towel just "looked small" in comparison.
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    Man, Leitao is a major success story for our program that nobody else will even know about. He came very close to not even going to college. Now he's going to med school after three and a half years of Division I Football. Amazing!
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    I actually think the Texans knew about this months ago, way before the trade demand. The Texans hiring Caserio and Culley without buy-in from Watson, and some of the other strangeness around the coaching search, make a lot more sense if Cal and Easterby knew this thing was going to blow up during the off-season. Once they knew about the scandal, you can't really trade him. It would open you up to massive sanctions by the NFL if you were to not disclose it, and if you did disclosed it there's a good chance that the NFL blocks the trade. If they knew, and it makes too much sense that they did, you just can't trade him away and screw his next team.

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