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LonghornJones

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  1. NWS now saying a mix in the DFW area around sunrise tomorrow morning.
  2. This is my everyday jacket. Its great quality, and an even better fit. https://www.eddiebauer.com/p/38888574/men's-windfoil(r)-elite-jacket?sp=1&color=Black&size=
  3. Do you enjoy carrying his load?
  4. After we eat lunch and have had quite a few drinks, our family usually goes to their cars to get their guns. We redneck. We head out to the field and shoot at pumpkins that my dad has set up on some round bails. We had 2 women bring their guns this year. The first walks behind me while I'm on the couch next to my 6 yr old nephew. She plops her handbag up on the back of the couch, unzips the purse, and pulls out a little 6 shooter .22 right by my nephews head. I ask if its loaded. Her response "I don't know". The second woman pulls her .25 (never heard of one of these) in the other room 3 minutes later. I ask if it's loaded. Her response "I don't know". My brain nearly explodes and I immediately walk away to grab another beer.
  5. It's my favorite day on The Ticket.
  6. Murr from Impractical Jokers.
  7. I need a NCAA football "LOCK OF THE WEEK" from everyone so I can parlay them all and make a lot of money tomorrow. TIA
  8. Is this the International Container Store conference? Thought that was in Guyana.
  9. Money agrees with you. 57.5 or 58 currently.
  10. After looking up Boomer on Urban Dictionary, I came across Boober, the ride sharing app where the drivers are topless, and got pissed I hadn't thought of it already.
  11. Pay attention to the weather in the east for Saturday. Looks to be a lot of games with wet conditions...tOSU/PSU included.
  12. 0-3
  13. I also took Miami(OH)/Toledo to score in the first 7:00. I haven't won on this prop bet once this year.
  14. Yep. Getting in on this as well. Miami (OH) -31 Toledo +9
  15. Mainly just power versatiles.
  16. Has your phone been returned yet?
  17. Your dad will come looking for you. Just know this: you're going to be taken. When they come, make sure to be as descriptive as possible when describing any identifiable marks or tattoos. They're probably from Albania. Tripoya if I had to guess. Also, I see some heroin in your future...and you're gonna get raped.
  18. Spoiler Alert that shit.
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