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  1. LonghornJones
    Have sex with his husband. Problem solved.
  2. LonghornJones
    Hey, luke duke finger banged a girl in an aol chatroom. User name definitely checks out.
  3. LonghornJones
    Blacklab, how was Illinois?
  4. LonghornJones
    or Amanda Hugginkiss
  5. LonghornJones

    Gym Pet Peeves

    LonghornJones replied to Ldogg53's topic in Lulz

    Your ass is gonna start saggin', bro.
  6. LonghornJones
    I'm still trying to figure out what kinda shoe knee shoe you got going on. Do you get tired draggin' that thing around? Does it help you jump really high?
  7. LonghornJones
    SHIIIIT'S WEAK.
  8. LonghornJones
    Gross!
  9. LonghornJones
    Lets just say I wouldn't not say that said operator doesn't remind me of a recently acquired upstream E&P that specialized in "you know what", but now has more of a presence in THE sector of O&G.
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    Hell, when i was a kid my best friend was a stick named Nacho. We got in to all sorts of mischief. Times were simpler then.
  11. LonghornJones
    Just say who you think it is. You type like chicks talk.
  12. LonghornJones
    I did the end pieces with the little tassels.
  13. LonghornJones
    <narrator voice>...and just like that, he became a millionaire.<narrator voice>
  14. LonghornJones
    Didn't hackers demand bitcoin from one of our surly members or else D pics, etc. would be sent to all of his contacts?
  15. LonghornJones
    lol?
  16. LonghornJones
    ...except for her mustache.
  17. LonghornJones
    Sounds like all of Oklahoma is closed today. Bold strategy.
  18. LonghornJones
    I celebrate Taco Bells entire catalog.
  19. LonghornJones
    I can't wait to hear about Justin's new adventures. He's in for a harsh dose of reality...that he'll just blame on something, else other than himself.
  20. LonghornJones
    The hacker said it was abnormal porn.
  21. LonghornJones
    Or, get out in front of this and send all of your contacts D pics BEFORE the hacker has a chance. That way, when the hacker blasts everyone with the explicit content, they will just say "phdhorn is at it again!".
  22. LonghornJones
    I'd call their bluff, if I hadnt read this: Your fantasy is shifted far away from thenormal course!
  23. LonghornJones
    None of this would've happened if he flew 1st Class.
  24. LonghornJones
    The girls sent home were the most negative people on the show. So glad they are gone.
  25. LonghornJones
    Any chance we can get a picture of Justin Weiss Smith? I need to know when I seen him.

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