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LonghornJones

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  1. Hell, when i was a kid my best friend was a stick named Nacho. We got in to all sorts of mischief. Times were simpler then.
  2. Just say who you think it is. You type like chicks talk.
  3. I did the end pieces with the little tassels.
  4. <narrator voice>...and just like that, he became a millionaire.<narrator voice>
  5. Didn't hackers demand bitcoin from one of our surly members or else D pics, etc. would be sent to all of his contacts?
  6. ...except for her mustache.
  7. Sounds like all of Oklahoma is closed today. Bold strategy.
  8. I celebrate Taco Bells entire catalog.
  9. I can't wait to hear about Justin's new adventures. He's in for a harsh dose of reality...that he'll just blame on something, else other than himself.
  10. The hacker said it was abnormal porn.
  11. Or, get out in front of this and send all of your contacts D pics BEFORE the hacker has a chance. That way, when the hacker blasts everyone with the explicit content, they will just say "phdhorn is at it again!".
  12. I'd call their bluff, if I hadnt read this: Your fantasy is shifted far away from thenormal course!
  13. None of this would've happened if he flew 1st Class.
  14. The girls sent home were the most negative people on the show. So glad they are gone.
  15. Any chance we can get a picture of Justin Weiss Smith? I need to know when I seen him.
  16. You're better than this.
  17. Don't take your purse to the Coors brewery. Leave it in the car.
  18. Mine is frontogenesis.
  19. Looks like someone was balstin' my mixtape mid-flight.
  20. I have no problem with some teams not helping other teams, but purposefully misleading teams for your gain is BS, and I hope it comes back to hurt the Afganimals.
  21. Just drink some Tabasco or order in some Matitos. It will just leak out your backside and you wont feel a thing.
  22. Pretty sure they call that a Tuesday in Arkansas.
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