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Knoxtnhorn

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  1. This is what scares me. Vandy will probably provide the least amount of pressure of any of TX's remaining opponents.
  2. Wasn't even just the distance. Land inbounds and run 10 seconds off the clock. Guess that's too much to ask for this scrub. Edit: Meant to quote another post re: the shitty punt.
  3. Guess I'm going this route right away.
  4. It's out on Showtime. I've been one of M. Knight's last holdouts because I try to view his movies as long Twilight Zone episodes. Some of my favorite TZ episodes require quite a bit of belief suspension. For example, Time Enough at Last. The guy walks aboveground after a nuclear war. No radiation, no fires, no people; just some destruction and the books survived. In this sense, I really did like Signs due to not thinking too much about it. All that being said, this movie is absolutely horrible.
  5. I said the exact same thing, word for word. Also, how did Andy go from being a complete disaster to one of (imo) the best players in awhile?
  6. I thought of one out of left field. I was about 7. My younger brothers and I were being babysit by the daughter of my parent's friends while they all go out. As usual, I cant sleep, so I sneak down the stairs to see what she's watching on tv. Sweet! It's a cartoon. I find a spot to sit where she can't see me. Turns out, the movie is something called Wizards which has cartoon boobs and lots of pretty violent cartoon deaths. I was pretty traumatized for awhile.
  7. The first scene where the president is walking around a post apocalyptic city, opens a closet door, then several nuked kids reach out for him -- I think I pissed my pants.
  8. I'd barely even seen a PG movie when I turned 13 and decided to see Dreamscape with my friends. Scarred ever since. I believe it was one of the first PG-13 movies.
  9. I guess GA isn't going to fumble 3 times inside it's own 40 before half to make the offense look competent this week. All this talent and we can't throw a pass more than 3 yds down the field.
  10. Embarrassing. Put in Manning.
  11. Get Ewers the duck out of there
  12. That's 2 pints that have gained us about 25 yards. Yay!
  13. Can we just start a game positively on offense?
  14. Can't half-ass for a quarter and a half like last week. Get your shit together offense.
  15. Glad that scan ass qb went to Bama.
  16. My wife is cool and all, but I really, really abhor TN. And Milroe is complete trash.
  17. Texas allowed 294 yds against MSU. IIRC, about 70 on the last drive with backups in on D. Aggy has given up 273 in the 1st half.
  18. Dumbass Milroe.
  19. Did y'all see how that sooner WR just basically stood there, 3 feet from the fumble? The anti-Boldrn.
  20. Tha f are they favored by 18 this weekend? I'm not a gambling man, but that seems very high. Edit: Apologies as I posted before reading above.
  21. In all the years I've watched, I don't recall anyone ever turning around and telling the tribe to go F themselves. I want to see this.
  22. So draft Silas Bolden. Teach the lazy sooner how to hustle. Win.
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