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Knoxtnhorn

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  1. Saban may have said that, but he sure as hell wasn't winning with the "lunch-pail-read-to-young-kids" types.
  2. Lol at the, "We're so important that, when we lose a recruit, that school's PR dept. has the recruit leave aggy out of the Top 3". I do see we hit on almost every Bingo square... He's overrated. He's been paid off. Trust Elko. I'd rather have hungry 4 stars than cocky 5 stars. Look! Ga Tech's 3 stars beat FSU's 4 and 5 stars! We can do it too! He's signed with Texas so he's now a habitual liar. Well, Jimbo recruited high stars and look how that went.
  3. Texas 31 - 9. Receivers: 267
  4. LOL. My two favorite thus far: 1. "We've had a higher recruiting class for, what, the last 15 years?" 2. "Kids can flip. Look at Tyanthony Smith last year." /I don't think those words mean what you want them to mean
  5. Lulz. I don't have the ability to post the screenshot right now but, Texas State fans posts a pic of their stadium. Aggy responds by asking what high school stadium that is. Texas State gut responds, "A stadium whose seen its team beat App State". @Bobcat Den if anyone wants to see it.
  6. Yep. I've wondered about that. There's no way in hell I'm sleeping in some of these locations with my peehole out. I'm still horrified by one of my first experiences on the 40. I can't recall the class, but I'm pretty sure it was in one of the "six pack" buildings. First day of class. Professor tells this long story about traveling abroad, getting super sick and nobody having any idea why. Eventually, he starts hurling w/o being able to stop. At some point, they pull something like a 2-foot worm out his ass. It had been living in his stomach and, occasionally, trying to exit his stomach through his esophagus. That was causing the vomiting. My naive, freshman mind was all, "That's what they talk about in college lectures?!?!? /csb
  7. I'd come up with a ranked list of what would do me in if I ever tried Naked and Afraid. It was, Bugs/rashes Heat - especially at night ADHD mind gets bored and says, "F it". I'm going to go ahead and put "extremely swollen testicle" at the top now. Props to Dani for helping out when you know she just wanted to hurl.
  8. Is that also the name of the spot off 35 about 5 miles north of the stadium? My kids and I ended up there after a game last year. Some guy was OD'ing on the front walkway. We were the only gringos in the entire place. Luckily, I speak Spanish. The waitresses looked pretty good to me, but I've always had a thing for the Latinas. Yep, Ojos Locos.
  9. Yep. It sucks because my wife and two of my best friends are Vol grads. Plus, I enjoyed the '90 Cotton Bowl in the Vol section (against Arkansas) far more than I did in the Texas section the following year. But, damn if living in Knoxville for 18 years didn't turn me against them.
  10. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Lulz. Right about the time where we finally find some finishing and offense, we lose the ability to defend and have no reliable goalkeeper.
  11. Relatedly, I was shocked at how good Bob Odenkirk was as an action lead - Nobody.
  12. Knoxtnhorn replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    I signed up for another season of soccer this week. Not because I really want to play, but because I know I'll never play again if I take a season off. Sucks for someone who blew his first couple of years at UT because one spent 6 hours a day at Gregory, playing basketball.
  13. LOL. Or, he could look at the other one.
  14. I just wanted to give props to @RomaVicta for his comment after the 1st aggy post. I bit my tongue from laughing so hard.
  15. I'm at Lockett's high school right now. Y'all want me to ask him where he's going? /Kidding. Don't tweet or stalk recruits
  16. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    That's effing ridiculous.
  17. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Bad. Ass.
  18. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Set pieces have been shit today.
  19. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Gee. Shocked.
  20. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Ok. I'll take it.
  21. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Our right CB (#4) cannot complete a pass.
  22. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Yep. Plus. Didn't see Panama's goalie until about the 20th. The US seems to have turned the corner now.
  23. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Watching U20 against Panama. Apparently Todd Bridges is a better coach than anything we have domestically.
  24. Not impressed. Worked by both teams with a pulse. Mihalovuch over Luna or anyone else is a joke. Yes, he had a sweet goal, but he should not be invisible for such long periods of time considering his position (and age).
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