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Knoxtnhorn

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  1. LOL. The first year I truly started following recruiting, Texas had some sort of Deer Park pipeline. I was absolutely sure this was going to take us to the next level. I think we signed 4 players from that school in one year. Or, perhaps I'm misremembering. I think this would have been around 1991.
  2. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    The first 95 minutes of the Jamaica game was so bad, I had actually settled on this as the reason. I thought, perhaps they're throwing the game to get a new coach in place by Copa.
  3. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Also, the shit-talking, Mexican janitor is going to love his decorations when he gets to school tomorrow. /all in fun. He's a great guy.
  4. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Sweet. I actually went to 4 "Dos a Ceros". 2001 My future wife and me. Damn near froze to death. She missed the Josh Wolff goal because all of the women were huddled under a heater in the bathroom during, and shortly after, halftime. 2005 Awesome experience. 2009 Damn near froze to death. Drank too much and passed out in the bathroom. 2013 Awesome game. Missed the damn march because I drank my first 4loko during the buildup. First time I ever experienced an "electric" crowd. Just amazing.
  5. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    One wasn't a qualifier, yes? Was the first one the one where it was like 15 degrees at game time? Coldest I'd ever been. Wife missed the Josh Wolf goal cause she was huddled ng with all the other women in the bathroom - heater.
  6. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    /csb I attended all three dos a zeros in Colombus.
  7. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Bye pussies.
  8. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Tony Meola may not know all the names of his players, but he seems more knowledgeable than Gerg.
  9. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    I'll def be rooting for them against Mexico on Sunday.
  10. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    I have not words. Other than those I just typed. And go fuck yourself Mexican fans
  11. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    This fucking coaching. WTF is Tillman doing taking tha
  12. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Effing pathetic.
  13. FYI. I'm not sure why my son created 4 brackets. Obviously the one that is in play for this contest is: Emmett's Picks $30.
  14. I think it's awesome that they're getting young males started early for the years of "Men are idiots" in advertising. The condescension from the wife and daughter is palpable.
  15. GDammit. Weak sauce. I wanted Texas to play TN in 2025. It would have been perfect. My alma mater (Texas), wife's alma mater (TN), and my son will be a frosh at Texas in 2025.
  16. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Called it. Texas basketball at 5:50 on Thursday; US soccer at 6. I guess it's better than a noon game.
  17. Damn. I missed it. Turned it to the selection show.
  18. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    Crap. I sure hope Texas isn't playing Thursday night. We've got the US, then Mexico in Nation's League soccer that evening.
  19. Let's just hope we don't have to rely on TX baseball for sports happiness today.
  20. Two fuckups in 60 seconds Darwin.
  21. Knoxtnhorn replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
    1. My bad. 2. That makes sense. My memory of Chivas' rule was of 10+ years ago.
  22. That's why I posed it as a question and not a statement.
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