Knoxtnhorn

Not even close. Head didn't turn around, holding both arms down, Jesus Christ.

Obvious pass interference. Why do we never get this fucking call?

LOL. We have the better punter.

You see that Quinn? Stop being a bitch, move, and complete a pass.

Moore was wide fucking ass open.

Well done. Now stop fucking around O.

Oh good. Greg Davis is back.

We're rooting for TN, right? Get GA to 3 losses in case we drop one. If TN loses, they'll prob finish with 2 losses.

This is my yearly post bitching about ad lyrics superimposed over Christmas music. It's trite. It's lazy. And it's always a group of stupid-looking white people with stupid looks on their faces.

Family and I were up there for the TN game. There was quite a bit of mixture of both fan bases. We ate at JJ's on W Dickson Street. The area was really packed 3 hours before game time. Oddly, the Arky folks were extremely nice. I was wearing a Vol shirt (for my wife) and a Longhorn hat. I was expecting to be berated, but I didn't get a single trash talking comment.

From my classroom. Yearly observation done. Tyson fight tonite. New bottle of bourbon. FIGHTTTTTTTT!

Good God. Was that the year NC State blocked like 45 field goals against us in the opener? If so, that was the year I went through 3 coffee tables. My family still brings that up any time TX loses a game. "Did ya break any coffee tables?"

Not going to bitch considering the win and we played on a Chia Pet field.

When did Jamaica turn into bigger cocksuckers than Mexico?

Wow. I always thought it was a Seinfeld scene. Thanks.

I've texted this to my son at least 30 times in the last two years during our high school and/or Cowboy games. I actually don't recall the context. Halp!

These three were split off from their original "tribe"/allies. The girls are reacting to the fact that one of their friends/allies had been voted off in the previous tribal council. The dude, is obviously happy about this outcome. I'm pretty sure that's the context.

I'm laughing at one of the new Disney ads. IIRC, it's a kid getting his hair cut at a barbershop which, I'm assuming, is inside Magic Kingdom's Main Street. They show, I think, his dad and grandfather also getting a cut. I can't imagine how pissed off I'd be as a kid if I walked into Magic Kingdom and had to go get my hair cut.

Opposite problem here. I throw out a bag of grapes, several apples, several oranges, etc. every weekend. I've asked her to get packaged fruit, but I'm told it'll be eaten this time.

Lulz. My mom took my brothers and I to see this movie at the dollar theater. She got so pissed that there was an "evil" Superman, that we had to leave the movie early. I remember not understanding the issue. Come to think of it, I'm still not quite sure what her deal was.

I can kind of top that as far as disappointment goes. I've posted this story on here before, so apologies if it's repetitive. I was living in Knoxville and one of my best friends has a wedding that day. The wedding will cause me to miss a bit at the beginning, but I'll be at the hotel bar by the 2nd quarter. No big deal. IIRC, Arky jumps out to an early lead. I'm heading to the hotel ASAP. Get there and the GD bar is closed. There's no TV coverage. The reception (and drinking) begin. I'm trying to figure something out when one of the guys at the wedding says something along the lines of, "Bummer about Texas being down 35-6 at the half". What!? F it, I'll just drown my sorrows in beer. I proceed to get hammered and mostly forget about the game. Get home late that evening and am curious about WTF happened. Rewind the VCR. (Yes, I was the last person in America still using one.) Hold up. It's not 35-6 at half. It's 21-14!! Holy S! Does this mean would might have actually won? Nope. Proceeded to watch the 2nd half of that disaster. Essentially, I got to experience Texas lose to arky twice in one day.

Damn. I could watch the cowboy stuff all day. I'm sure it bores 99% of the general public.

Ok. I get it. Injuries and a backup QB. But, can they at least try something different? Running up the middle and throwing 1 yard passes DOES NOT FUCKING WORK. Put in Lance (at least for the mobility) or throw the ball down the field.

My Saturday routine, like many on here, is to watch college football all day. I'm not exaggerating when I state that I didn't hear a single talking head include aggy in the playoff picture. It was kind of weird. They'll beat NMSU and Auburn, then "only" need to beat Texas at home. It's not that far-fetched. Win a rivalry, night game at home. It's just funny to see a total lack of respect given to them considering how they're always all, "Everybody look at me!" To add, if the script was flipped exactly, there's no way folks aren't keeping Texas out of their mouths when talking playoffs.

I was at a feux Hooters sports bar in Knoxville the night he jetted TN. The entertainment I got from that experience will forever keep him on my good side.