J.R. Juniors Junior Jr.

Oh my god, that block and save!* *out of bounds

My guess for the $650 is Zion of course, but also VA Tech is playing in its first-ever sweet 16 in the metro where most of their grads live.

Yeah, I think we're already there, and have been there for quite a while.

As a comedian I saw who was also a Johns Hopkins grad student once said: Sociology is really psychology, psychology is really biology, biology is really chemistry, chemistry is really physics, physics is really math, and math is really east Asian studies.

I swear 90% of the use those labs get is for pre-employment drug tests.

At least on paper, McKie sounds very solid.

PSA: The Temple-Belmont game on TruTV is tied at 46 with around 14 minutes left. Pretty good game.

The list of bids by conference, excerpted below, leads to some observations: There seems to be a Power 6 in MBB, and the PAC-12 is not part of it. The two conferences that split out of the Big East are, though. CUSA is crap now, as their one bid going to a former CAA team shows. They have not gotten more than one bid since Memphis left, including regularly getting their regular season champ snubbed. The A-10 also looks to be suffering from recent defections and call-ups of weaker programs. The Missouri Valley is quite a bit weaker since the departure of Wichita State and Creighton, and may have become a regular 1 bid league. The MVC was rated as high as the 6th best conference during the first decade of the 2000s and received 2-4 bids throughout most of that decade. The B1G always gets 1-2 too many bids, leaving them ripe for the perception of an NCAA tournament flop. Despite Texas' omission, this is the first year I didn't think there was some great injustice as far as any teams being left out. https://sports.yahoo.com/2019-ncaa-tournament-bid-breakdown-012025261.html

Nope, Buffalo pulled away late. Unless I'm missing something, the MAC is by far the best conference that only ever gets one bid.

Nope, but they have a stupid mascot anyway.

Amazing.

And freaking USD?!? Is admission there even a big deal?

Same weight? Wow, going for the budget-conscious fatty consumer, I see.

Boo. I was hoping the new XFL would be like that all-drugs Olympics sketch on SNL way black when.

Someone finally called out that Cohen was RNC VP of Finance.

I am the manager, bi... I mean ma'am.

She looks like she's related to Kavanaugh's accuser Dr. Ford.

Slightly off-topic, but did anyone notice that the story broke about three days before the Kraft scandal that COTA was losing $20 million of state incentive money because it failed to include a required anti-trafficking plan in its application? Bad timing, Bernie. http://www.kut.org/post/paperwork-could-cost-circuit-americas-20-million-last-years-f1-race

Ex-Citigroup President and current hedge fund chairman John Havens, come on down! https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/crime/martin-county/2019/02/25/human-trafficking-ring-ex-citigroup-pres-john-havens-charged-soliciting-prostitution/2978604002/

if you're returning 8 kickoffs in a game, you're probably not having a good day, regardless of what stats you put up.

How about this badass?

This. The book is freaking hilarious.

Or name it after his son Ron.