Trump is furious today because the fake media is questioning his latest attempt for a Nobel Peace Prize. How dare they probe into his intelligent two pronged solution for assuring football in August.
Plan 1: The TBF...Trump Bleach Flush America has the greatest scientists and doctors (they all really love him) in the world. Under the direction of the President, America’s finest research teams are to be given one simple task, developing a simple process of flushing COVID infected lungs with bleach without killing the patient. Since the President is the nephew of an uncle with a PhD. and taught at MIT, he sincerely believes this simple challenge is coming along extremely well (really the best and fastest ever). A solution should be realized soon, very soon.
Plan 2: The TUB... Trump Ultraviolet Bar. The President realizes some may be seeking a more high tech approach. The Trump Corp. has decided to market this COVID cleansing tool itself. For the extraordinary price of only $19.95 ($20.95 for Democrats) you will be able to purchase the TUB very soon, very soon. As an added bonus, if you act soon (COVID maybe gone by summer) you may receive a free second TUB (just pay $19.94 s&h). This proven appliance is very easy to use. You simply stick the supersonic, isotonic, TUB up your ass. Turn the TUB on for one minute and COVID virus is eliminated. Many have asked if this is a one time process and the President assures us that once is enough but he “knows” daily use is not harmful.
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