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jettrink

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  1. Woolly Mammoths arrive to devour both teams in the nick of time!
  2. Mayo would have a much better chance if his name were Duke and not Jerad.
  3. Kyler Murray eats the corn directly out of Bob Stoops ass.
  4. Very sad. RIP coach!
  5. You goddamn right! Fuck aggy
  6. No way! This is so great I quit watching.
  7. The Sun Bowl was first played in 1935, frog ass. It is not a fly by night potato bowl!
  8. The Winter Solstice is the best day of the year. Every day after has more light!
  9. If you squint, you can see armybrat in the third row.
  10. You mean Colt?
  11. Graham Harrell to OU HC? J/K sorta.
  12. Always was and always will be my idol.
  13. Hell, I'm all in on a 46% reduction of the Texas population!
  14. I hesitate to say this, but you should wack the lower branch the right. I have to do that on my pecans and it hurts big time. It supposedly helps growth, or so I've been told.
  15. So fucking what, twat!
  16. Holy shit! I've seen the light!
  17. No way in hell! No one gives up that kind of cash. I was joking when I said basically the same thing earlier. He'll be recruiting in Alabama when we finally shit his can his ass.
  18. If anyone has tickets, airfare and hotel accommodations for free, I'll take them off your hands! On second thought, fuck that shit.
  19. Personally, I'd rather have Al Capone. For a couple years anyway.
  20. KSU is the end of the line win, lose or draw. I can't believe we hired this clown to start with. He should resign graciously and save everyone added embarrassment. Hell, give him next years' salary for good measure.
  21. A fellow Texas lawyer named John Wesley Hardin would like a word with you in the afterlife.
  22. sheep, goat, what's the diff? said aggy
  23. Got my second J&J at 2:45pm today. Unlike the first, I didn't feel a thing.
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