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Jameslaw121

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  1. We have a treadmill and a exercise bike. Our garage is converted to an office, but I don't really use it anymore. So during covid I converted it to a gym for us. Bike, Treadmill, bought some free weights. Added a couple of TV's and sound system. Sound system is connected to our headphones so she can watch whatever without annoying me I actually use it pretty often, but prefer to run/walk outside. But not when it's 90+ degrees outside. it's kinda nice when there is a game on that I'm not particularly interested in but is a decent distraction. Also, when the kids were younger it made it easy to work out while the kids were asleep.
  2. Morning after we got married at the hotel. wife : "I forgot my toothbrush. Where is yours." me :"You're not using my toothbrush. I'll go down stairs and buy you one." Her : "We're married and last night I literally had your dick in my mouth" me : "Yeah I know. You're not using my toothbrush, you literally had a dick in your mouth last night."
  3. How was the penicillin in a random Mexican port?
  4. I stopped reading after this. Because you're an idiot. The Lusitania tells me that
  5. Just want to be clear. If a country bombs a carnival cruise line in international waters, it's not an attack on Americans because "international waters?"
  6. I wish this wasn't behind a paywall
  7. I've done it both ways now. The one from Massive horn did come out closer to Wolf Brand Chili than the chili I normally make. Both are good though, guess it will mostly depend on what I used the extra for. This looks like I'm going to be having Frito Pie later this week. And I'm okay with that!
  8. Agreed. Especially with the beer. gives it time to cook out. Also tried the suggestion above about not browning all the meat, and leave some of it raw to put once the liquids are added. I think it reduced by about a 3rd before I we ate it Probably the best chili I've made so far.
  9. Not sure if the chilli purest will agree. But this time of year, I try to use up all the meat I have frozen. It's a a combination of left over smoked meats and random meat I find on sale or in the about to expire discount meat. This chilli was made with ground turkey, left over smoked tritip and and some pork stew meat. Started with one of those pre packaged 2 alarm chili then added random extra chilli, paprika cummin ext. Boiled with beer and Modelo. Simmered for about 4 hours to reduce. Plus some Mexican cornbread
  10. Kinda similar with my now FIL. When my now wife and I first started dating, she mentioned that they don't drink. So, if we went out to lunch or something, I didn't drink. If they came over to my house, they may have seen beer and wine, but never said anything about it. Then we were on vacation together at a beach side restaurant. future FIL is setting next to me. I thought, F* it and order a Modelo. He looks at me, then looks at the waiter and says. I'll have one as well. Whole table went silent (about a dozen people) my wife was just staring in shock. Me : "You like beer?" Him : "I love beer. But between moving down here (from Chicago right before FIL and MIL met) and having a family, I don't really know anybody who drinks." Now we buy each other random beer, hot sauces, and chips for Father's day, birthdays, ect. Best was when he bought and entire case of Strohls.
  11. Merry Christmas you fuckers!! Christmas eve dinner
  12. I'm beginning to think that ESPN's predictions machine isn't very accurate.....
  13. The trophy looks like a butt plug.
  14. You think that's crazy. They used to have an entire Gulf
  15. I haven't bought my wife a Christmas present..even though I know she ordered and got me something But she is very hard to buy for. She doesn't like jewelry, fancy clothes or shoes or purses, doesn't like upscale restaurants. I offered a call girl who is willing to have a threesome, but she said no. I honestly have no idea what to get her
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