Got low battery warning on the key FOB to our car. take both fobs to replace the battery while she's at the store (obviously, I have taken this key off her keychain at this point). When I get home she's on the couch watching TV
Me : Where is your keychain so I can put this back on.
Her : probably my purse, just put it on the counter and I'll do it later.
Me : No, it will get lost or you'll move it and I'll spend two hours looking for it.
Bitches enough that I leave it on the counter (mistake #1)
Few days later, it's just us so I say lets take the car so I can make sure both fobs are working correctly. Obviously we now can't find hers. She keeps saying "You have yours I thought you fixed it. We can just take yours."
me :"On the off chance I messed up putting it back together or the battery was bad, I want to take both. I also want to use both so I don't have to worry about yours."
So after about 30 minutes of both of us looking she finally says "Oh yeah, I put it my purse so it wouldn't get lost."
(mistake 2 - not checking her fucking purse first)