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  1. I do this. Been doing it since we started dating. I think the record was walking into a restaurant, getting a table, ordering a drink, and the drink arrived before she did. Now, my 5 year daughter.... That another story.
  2. We got a new AC last week ($14K, fuck) with a Nest thermostat. I told my wife that the app can only be on one phone. So far that seems to be working.
  3. Mine too. Last night, crushed some fresh mint with simple syrup - then half rum/half lime mineral water. Might need to keep that around for post lawn care days.
  4. And if the dad catches you with either of them, you can get away quickly
  5. Any UT or Texas HS kids we should look for? I don't really keep up with it
  6. Raised on Miracle Whip as well. After a decade of using Duke as my go to mayo. I saw a small jar of Miracle Whip and bought it. It was fucking god awful. One more happy child hood memory died that day
  7. New go to green sauce.
  8. Mojitos and my dog waiting for me to say it's okay before he eats the chip off my shirt
  9. Little afternoon snack. Left over HEB beef dog, some German mustard, and a Nathans pickles
  10. The BIC pen added the hole to the lid in 1991 to kids stupid kids from chocking on them
  11. Dead Tom Clancy has the biggest erection right now
  12. Are allowed to brag about our wives? My kids are with my parents and @Knoxtnhorn for the day and night. My wife is traveling a couple of hours away for work. I was planning on taking the day and just working on the yard since no one was home. But rain. Text to my wife "Well, no yard work today. I guess I'll be lazy. Maybe I'll go have lunch somewhere?" Wife "I stopped at Jimmy Johns, there is a sandwich in the fridge for you. But you can tell your internet friends that I made it if you want."
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