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Jameslaw121

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  1. OU backing their way into a post season game is a tradition of theirs
  2. Made myself a little sandwich for lunch
  3. 1 Sidney Sweeney 25 Goth Girls. Farm out 19 of them to pimps Now you have you have a different girl every night and bringing in a couple thousand a week in income
  4. umm... Hello? Sounds like a few of us are willing to drive down and get some head from you......
  5. More my kids (6 and 12 yo)than wife. Were having a low key Thanksgiving get together at our house Thursday rather than doing our normal big dinners like normal for a variety of reasons. I'm home today doing paperwork. I'm getting up every time at a stopping point to straighten up a little bit for tomorrow Do you have any idea how many god damn Capri Sun straw condoms I have found throughout the house today? Jesus
  6. I probably put this in the Wives thread at some point. But we were on vacation with her family a couple of years ago, I was reading a book and only half paying attention while wife was talking to her parents. They were thinking about taking a trip to Ireland. MIL asked if we could get our passports together. Wife : "We have both the kids and JamesLaw's passports and birth certificates together. But I have no idea where JamesLaw put my stuff." FIL : "Yeah, I'm going to stop you right there. Everything is where it should be except your stuff?? I'm going to go ahead and side with JamesLaw on this one." It made for a fun evening
  7. Lima beans are the only one on list for me. But there is a lot that will depend on how/who cooks it. Also, we found something @Brisketexan won't eat? This is like when Lex Luther found Kryptonite...
  8. Also, any Treaty with Russia needs to start with removing all nuclear weapons... You know, like we did with Ukraine?
  9. Yup, whole muffuletta might be 2-3 lunches for me if I'm not super hungry.
  10. I didn't mean the people here. I meant the ones calling for a ceasefire or think the Ukraine should give up land. Guess I should of said "They don't get it."
  11. We're wrong. It's not the refineries or gas, although that's nice. @PTINS or anyone else who is smart. Which of these places produces Nitrogen Tetroxide? And how big would facility need to be?
  12. Nobody gets it do they. You can't have peace while giving Russia any land. Ukraine Special Ops have managed to coordinate attacks in places closer to Japan and Alaska than Kiev. If Kiev negotiates with a loss of land. That land simply becomes the new Gaza, the New West Bank, the DMZ in Korea. Only with a lot more Nukes. And a lot more body count The only option is for Russia to leave.
  13. Oh Trixie.... (not that I have any room to lecture on grammar and spelling)
  14. Honestly, we have those strategically scattered around the house and vehicles. My stomach says I'm too old to eat most of the stuff on this thread. But my mind says fuck it. Then the pain comes
  15. Asked wife for sandwich She delivered
  16. GF grandmother lived in El Paso, she was in the hospital.
  17. Not from Beaumont But once left natchitoches dropped off roommate in shreveport. Picked up gf and drove straight to El Paso. Other stopping at a chilis (or applebee or something. Don't remember) I don't think we were stopped for more than ten minutes for gas and restroom breaks. I want to say that I left after my final exam for college at noon. And got El Paso around 5 or 6 the next morning.
  18. Is black coffee just black nothing else? I was watching a TV show the other day where someone said "I got your normal coffee. Black two sugars." I drink my coffee with two sweet n lows. I didn't think it was black.
  19. Russia: We will invade Ukraine because of NATO Ukraine : No, you won't. And will fuck up your BRIC Allies too. When were done it will be called the BIC nations, because you just wrote yourself off the stage as a legit World Power.
  20. Possibly the most confusing sentence on surly considering the source
  21. So Ukraine droned them back to the Stone Age?
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