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Jameslaw121

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Everything posted by Jameslaw121

  1. He cares deeply about himself and his ego. Not fans. Not winning. And he has single handily ruined the legacy of "America's Team." If he remotely cared about this team, he would put curtains up. If he can't do something as simple as that, what makes anyone think he give a shit about anything but himself.
  2. This kinda where I am. If I help 10 people and it turns out 3 were scams, I still helped 7 people. And $60 bucks isn't going to hurt me much
  3. Worse time of the year. I've never really be able to get into hockey or basketball. I'm not anti-them or anything. I'll watch the playoffs and March Madness, but a typical regular season game just doesn't do much for me.
  4. One of the best white trash meals I'm had was two pieces of that left over garlic toast you can buy in the foil package with left over spaghetti in between to make a nice garlic toast/spaghetti sandwich. Frankly I'm surprised it's not on the steel shank board
  5. Go on.....
  6. We have a daughter in Girls Scouts. So Girl Scout cookies. Her : "Its taking forever to get the Cookie Mom to send me my cookies." Me (trying to stay as far away from this as fucking possible and also wondering WTF a Cookie Mom was) "Yeah, I'm sorry. But...what does the Cookie Mom do???" Her : "She gets the cookies to the parents, so they can deliver them." Me (Obviously disappointed with that answer)" Oh bummer, what's the hold up?" (Thinking full well that any logistical problems will soon become me and cookie mom's husbands problems). Her : "Her husband has been in the ICU for five days." ME (thinking, welp, nope this just became my problem didn't it) "Well, I think that's a fucking good excuse." ............. TLDR I have 40 cartoons of girl scout cookies in my office if anyone wants to buy them Adrienne's Girl Scout Pyramid Scheme
  7. Wow - shocking pick by duchebag Pat....again...
  8. My wife is one of those people who always brings home any type of plastic cups. Since we have two kids, we literally get like 3-4 of these a week. Used to annoy me. Then I found out that I had dog food cups, tooth brush holders ect.. that I replace about every two weeks
  9. But... were they open? Did you get tamales. Same. I rarely drink on a worknight anymore unless there is something going on. And it's usually just wine. When we were dating, she heard wild stories from my friends, but didn't really believe them. Or at least thought they were exaggerated. But, one time, back when I worked 60-70 hours a week, I was randomly off, I told her I had a bottle of whiskey I have been wanting to open. Told her I would just come over to her house after lunch and wait for her to get home from work. Sip on some whiskey until she got home. Morgan Freeman voice "He did not sip." She thought it was funny. But, she does take my phone away during whiskey UT games....
  10. https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/USCODE-1994-title36/html/USCODE-1994-title36-chap10.htm#:~:text=During rendition of the national,hand being over the heart. §171. Conduct during playing During rendition of the national anthem when the flag is displayed, all present except those in uniform should stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. Men not in uniform should remove their headdress with their right hand and hold it at the left shoulder, the hand being over the heart.
  11. Say "Will ND have a chance to win their 12th NC." One more time without mentioning their last was in 1988
  12. @Helobious for facts @Steel Shank culinary wisdom and commercial grade toilets @Brisketexan for Michelin ratings of restaurants and gas station food in the RGV and central Texas areas
  13. Almost in the 4th and we have all of 128 yards of offense
  14. Defense is exhausted. ASU can run it for 5 yards a carry from now on.
  15. I really wish I knew his betting habits....
  16. I wonder who is actually responsible for making that decision?
  17. For those who think not returning you shopping carts or having 18 items in the 15 item express lane. I have new one. Got a gift certificate to Main Event. Took the 11 yo for some just Dad and Son time. Got there right when they opened, so playing billiards while waiting for the Laser Tag to get going. Not a single table being used. No one at all sitting in the billiard's area. A couple, I guess waiting on someone, decided the table top right behind our table (the one that is probably for this particular billiards table) is the perfect place to sit. My son almost backstrokes into them like three times, and he politely asked them to move a little bit so he could shoot. Finally, after about 10 minutes of this. I walked over and said "y'all guys maybe want to move to any of the 500 free tables so my 11 year don't crush you face with a cue stick?
  18. Well. That was Karma.......And totally worth it
  19. Congrats to all you fuckers who picked OU.
  20. Oops. Hope you weren't trying to get somewhere today: Well. fuck airlines
  21. One of the reasons I do the bowl mania is to give me a reason to watch these type of games and having some rooting interest.
  22. Yeah good job espn And nice two play calls
  23. So... Fuck this guy.
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