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Jameslaw121

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  1. It better be in the back of a Cargo Plane circling Kiev right now
  2. Tater tots and fries eggs
  3. Doesn't everyone???? Though I do have different ones for when I'm going to work out/be outside to help avoid swamp crotch. But they're a little more expensive than the Hanes so I don't wear them every day.
  4. Have you seen German porn? I don't think you want to get into that Or do you??????
  5. ....nevermind......
  6. Anyone know if Leiter is on a pitch count? Maybe 75? @shadow_operative2.0 ?
  7. This is going better than Taylor Hearn's MLB Debut
  8. Martin Perez was the 29th MLB prospect the year he was called up. 2012
  9. For the Dishwasher. She loads. I empty because she has no idea how cabinet space works. As in: We have 5 doors on the main cabinets we use. When I empty the dishwasher, coffee mugs go behind the first door. Second shelf. Wine Glasses and beer mugs 3rd shelf. When she empties them. Wine glasses might be with the Tupperware. Might be with the plates that day. Hell. Could be in the bathroom Who the hell knows. It's more of a stream of conscious way of putting up stuff that organizational. For socks. My wife doesn't care and wears mismatched. I'm a bit OCD on them. I only have black (dress) socks or white (Athletic) socks. About once a year I toss all of them and order like a 20 pack of each. That way, as long as I have the right color they always match and in good shape. I do the same with boxers.
  10. Seager only played in like 3 spring training games. Heim only started 123 games last year. Even with that his second half OPS dropped from .812 to .656. He's going to need breaks when he can get them. His last day of April 8th. I think, two of those were get away games where he normally wouldn't play anyway
  11. Any particular reason we're playing three noon games in a row? Did I miss something?
  12. Goldschloger or really anything with a cinnamon taste....
  13. Yeah. At least (in parts?) of Israel, bomb shelters are required in houses..
  14. Jordan Montgomery fired Scott Boras today...
  15. gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player battering(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?" Mom was not amused
  16. gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?" Mom was not amused
  17. gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player battering(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?" Mom was not amused
  18. That was......anti climatic...
  19. I thought I hated the Astros. But you know who really hates the Astros?
  20. Yup. I won't set at a table by myself unless the bar is full. But eating at a bar for lunch is at least once a week deal for me
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