Met my In-Laws for MIL birthday Sunday afternoon at a Mexican restaurant near Forest and 75. For reference, We live in Allen. I've lived in Dallas for all of about 3 combined years out o 45 I've been alive and also travel around DFW 3-4 days a week for work.
I have a couple of margaritas, so she drives home. Turns south on 75.
Me "You're going the wrong way."
During the argument, she used two phrases amongst many that stuck out. "I know you don't drive around her much." and "Your kinda drunk."
Me :"Okay, fine whatever." and let it go for about 5 more minutes. Finally
Me : "Hey look, on your left. That's hotel we stayed at the night of our wedding before leaving on our honeymoon."
Her :"Awww."
Me :"And if we were going to the correct direction, it would be on your right....."
Her (after a couple of minutes of trying to figure out how this is my fault) "Fuck you. " And then she exited
Me " Hey Kids! Look!! SMU"
/tone