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Jameslaw121

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  1. The thing that bugs me the most is when I see a pick up truck in the left hand lane. I can't tell you exactly why that bugs me more than any other vehicle. I think subconsciously, think that if you drive an F150 or something similar, you should either know the curtesy rules or you really don't need a pick up, you just have a small penis
  2. 6 drinks a week. Yeah, That's what I meant
  3. Well.... I guess hello football season....
  4. I started doing this about a year ago. Also, if anyone is wondering who the lady walking down the very center of the aisle at HEB very slowly while stopping repeatedly to check prices. It's my wife. I've given up. We don't go to the grocery store together anymore
  5. I don't even know what a strike zone is anymore
  6. ^^^^^^ Lake front property with a large pool. And fried frog legs practically delivered to you? This is how you humble brag
  7. Joc and tellez. Exactly how I thought it would go
  8. That's what I thought. But both times (I think) the Ump said they lost their challenge All in all, crappy weird game
  9. Anyone get an explanation about the extra challenge the angels got?
  10. I do this. Been doing it since we started dating. I think the record was walking into a restaurant, getting a table, ordering a drink, and the drink arrived before she did. Now, my 5 year daughter.... That another story.
  11. We got a new AC last week ($14K, fuck) with a Nest thermostat. I told my wife that the app can only be on one phone. So far that seems to be working.
  12. Mine too. Last night, crushed some fresh mint with simple syrup - then half rum/half lime mineral water. Might need to keep that around for post lawn care days.
  13. And if the dad catches you with either of them, you can get away quickly
  14. Any UT or Texas HS kids we should look for? I don't really keep up with it
  15. Raised on Miracle Whip as well. After a decade of using Duke as my go to mayo. I saw a small jar of Miracle Whip and bought it. It was fucking god awful. One more happy child hood memory died that day
  16. New go to green sauce.
  17. Mojitos and my dog waiting for me to say it's okay before he eats the chip off my shirt
  18. Little afternoon snack. Left over HEB beef dog, some German mustard, and a Nathans pickles
  19. The BIC pen added the hole to the lid in 1991 to kids stupid kids from chocking on them
  20. Dead Tom Clancy has the biggest erection right now
  21. Are allowed to brag about our wives? My kids are with my parents and @Knoxtnhorn for the day and night. My wife is traveling a couple of hours away for work. I was planning on taking the day and just working on the yard since no one was home. But rain. Text to my wife "Well, no yard work today. I guess I'll be lazy. Maybe I'll go have lunch somewhere?" Wife "I stopped at Jimmy Johns, there is a sandwich in the fridge for you. But you can tell your internet friends that I made it if you want."
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