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Jameslaw121

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  1. Quick update. He's gained 9 pounds in three weeks we've had him.
  2. Left over sausage, three fried eggs and some tater tots
  3. I've been holding off posting this, because I wanted to make sure the dog was okay with our kids and other dogs. About a month ago, our neighbors got evicted. Then arrest on some drug related charges. A few days after they moved, their out their pity bull showed back up. I heard him crying at their front door and tried to get him to come inside with me. Eventually, I had to call the animal shelter They tried to get a hold of the former neighbors. As did we. But they really didn't want to have anything to do with him. Because he was a pitt bull and supposedly nipped at one of the shelter persons, he was going to be put down. We picked him up that day. TL;DNR people suck. New puppy
  4. This is where I think Doctors and Medical facilities should be able to refuse service to this dipshits. "Sorry, you didn't trust us, go home and die." Because, you know all these fuckers think "If it gets really bad, I can go to the emergency room."
  5. When my son was around that age (5 I think). Leaving the house, made it about 3 or 4 houses down then my wife realized she forgot something. So I make quick U-Turn and I squealed my tires a little bit. Heard from the back set "Fuck yeah." It took everything my wife and I had to no bust out laughing.
  6. Meh. Pretty sure this was part of the contract with the Mavs. I think they only get like 10 on WFAA every season. Also, one is a live event the other isn't. People aren't going to watch the Mavs in replay. But those women are going to watch replay of some way or another of the Bachelor. Live that night, DVR'd or when it's on a streaming app - I have no idea how that might affect WFAA, but it's not going to affect the Bachelor's viewership.
  7. 100% this. I dont think I use tomatoes on much else except salads. I don't like them on burgers. For the BLT, they have to almost be overripe.
  8. BLT on sourdough.
  9. I've been thinking about this recently. Europe has a GDP roughly equivalent to the US. Add in Mexico & Canada. Maybe 4T more. China has been making investments in Africa. India? And, we're trying to bully them with tariffs? This isn't going to go how we want it t0. The US could easily be a second world country in 5 years. And this time, we won't have friendly neighbors to the north and south
  10. any update on time?
  11. Actually https://anabaptistworld.org/history-how-congo-became-a-mennonite-stronghold/ But, really I'm thinking of that seen from Airplane where he teaches them Basketball
  12. A whole lot of this. Between traveling for work, being sick and sleeping on the couch, and kids being sick wanting to sleep with mommy, I've slept on my bed like twice in the last 30 days. Today I got home from work around 2 and took an hour long nap in the bed. It was fantastic
  13. Sorry the wife is correct. Depending on how quickly the waiter comes, we order our drinks and app. Or if they come really quickly, order the drinks then the app when they drop off the drinks. Then drink and eat app while looking at the menu. It all taste like piss
  14. My wife works from home. Thermostat in her office I don't work from home, but I will go on my office for a couple of hours each day to do paperwork. Mine is a converted garage with separate ac and heat from the house
  15. Sorry for the delayed response. But you can donate to either troops or first responders. Not sure if you can specify oversea of not though
  16. Probably depends on the job. We have a team of about 20 sales guys. We sale to schools. Our weekly meeting is at 4 on Friday afternoons. Most convenient time for most of us. But, the rest of our schedule is completely up to us. If I need to take a day to do billing or paperwork, I just stay home and do it.
  17. Yeah, I wasn't disagreeing with you. He's really just an incompetent old senile fool. who pretty much killed my NFL fandom
  18. Do we have a list of people escaping the Cowboys and going on to better things? Dan Quinn Dan Campbell Kellen Moore Who am I missing?
  19. He cares deeply about himself and his ego. Not fans. Not winning. And he has single handily ruined the legacy of "America's Team." If he remotely cared about this team, he would put curtains up. If he can't do something as simple as that, what makes anyone think he give a shit about anything but himself.
  20. This kinda where I am. If I help 10 people and it turns out 3 were scams, I still helped 7 people. And $60 bucks isn't going to hurt me much
  21. Worse time of the year. I've never really be able to get into hockey or basketball. I'm not anti-them or anything. I'll watch the playoffs and March Madness, but a typical regular season game just doesn't do much for me.
  22. One of the best white trash meals I'm had was two pieces of that left over garlic toast you can buy in the foil package with left over spaghetti in between to make a nice garlic toast/spaghetti sandwich. Frankly I'm surprised it's not on the steel shank board
  23. We have a daughter in Girls Scouts. So Girl Scout cookies. Her : "Its taking forever to get the Cookie Mom to send me my cookies." Me (trying to stay as far away from this as fucking possible and also wondering WTF a Cookie Mom was) "Yeah, I'm sorry. But...what does the Cookie Mom do???" Her : "She gets the cookies to the parents, so they can deliver them." Me (Obviously disappointed with that answer)" Oh bummer, what's the hold up?" (Thinking full well that any logistical problems will soon become me and cookie mom's husbands problems). Her : "Her husband has been in the ICU for five days." ME (thinking, welp, nope this just became my problem didn't it) "Well, I think that's a fucking good excuse." ............. TLDR I have 40 cartoons of girl scout cookies in my office if anyone wants to buy them Adrienne's Girl Scout Pyramid Scheme
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